swim

swim:
S-someone
W-who
I-isnt
M-me

officer: yo who did this shit?
Ganstah: uh it was swim, officer

by PhatMatt August 01, 2004

swim

Someone Who Isn't Me. Most people use this abbreviation when telling some story about them doing something unsavoury, to avoid reprimand.

1337_R0xor: Last week Swim got wasted and burned down a bus shelter!!!!1

T3h_N00b: 1337!!!11

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac December 04, 2004

swim

Weaving in and out of traffic at high speeds

Fools out here thinking they can swim when they can barely doggy paddle

by sooswastaken April 08, 2023

swim

Swim = Somebody Who Isn't Me

Iamdie threatened to send a swim because he is a pussy.

by NOT A BACK EAST REDNECK April 26, 2008

swim

1)an excuse to wake up at 5a.m. and jump into freezing water
2) a reason to jump into a shower naked with several other people of the same sex.

3) a great way to look at people of the opposite sex in bathing suits
4) an excuse to eat 5 meals a day and not gain a pound
5)the only sport that gives you hickeys

mother: is that a hickey on your neck?

child: nope, its from my swim suit.

by i love turtlez May 24, 2011

swim

to swim.

by swimmy November 09, 2003

swim

to toke to get high

Dude, yesterday I went swimming with all the guys, it was awesome.

by Joe Crow September 16, 2004