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Shitfish™

A Shitfish™ is someone who rides coattails. Attempts to gain notoriety off the work of others. A shit fish is the lil fish who swim behind sharks eating their scraps instead of going off and finding their own food. A lazy uninspired person who aspires to benefit from the efforts of others merely by association.
That dude is such a ShitFish™ he starts fights with accomplished people publically just to get attention for his unknown website.
Shitfish™ by AvidyaUS June 23, 2011
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shitfight 

an excruciating task, a hassle, fighting a losing battle, something you hate to do
Sorry I'm late. The Belt Parkway was a complete shitfight. It took me two hours
shitfight by Big chip and lou cyph January 22, 2011

Shitfisted 

the act of putting your hand in your dirty, nasty ass crack and then shaking hands with someone you do not like.
i had a meeting job meeting with some guys i did not like, so i shitfisted them all.
Shitfisted by devilace July 24, 2009

shitfight 

an excruciating task, a hassle, fighting a losing battle, something you hate to do
Sorry I'm late. The Belt Parkway was a complete shitfight. It took me two hours
shitfight by Big chip and lou cyph January 22, 2011

shitfish 

Used to describe the fact that the only fish left in the sea are the shit ones.
KD: Why can't I get a boyfriend?
Josh: It's probably because you're a shitfish.
shitfish by katie fur furs August 15, 2008

shitfishing 

Shitfishing is a word that simply means the irrational attempt to secure some anal intercourse. This can be with a current girlfriend or in pubs and clubs. To be a shitfisher is often a hit and miss experience with some girls revolted by the idea. Certain females are known to warm to the idea (no pun intended) and a good shitfisher, if indeed that is possible, will hone in on these ladies.
A successful shitfisher is often heard to yell "i've got a bite" midway through performing the act he has been longing for through out the night.
Mark: "hey, are we going to the clubs to pick up women yeah"
Juan: "only if you come shitfishing with me"
Mark: "but i only catch obese fish"
Juan: "more to fill your plate with *intolerable wink*"
shitfishing by have a guess ;) July 22, 2009

shitfister 

One who fists in the ass, especially after ones partner has not wiped after a shit
That Underwood is a real shitfister
shitfister by gek of Arabia October 9, 2004
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