Samitis 

The tendency of a person to kill every funny joke said in the presence of that person. Then they will try to laugh about it and pretend they did it on purpose, but they really didnt.

Known Cures:
1. Putting a bullet in their skull
2. Telling them to shut the FUCK up
3. Killing yourself so you dont have to hear their pathetic attempts at being funny

"what did u do last night?"-person
"your mom! hahahahaa"-person afflicted with Samitis

Samitis by Cockrates May 26, 2008

Samitis 

The terrible condition of believing that one is completely infallible. A major symptom is negating arguments by repeating the phrase "You know I'm right, don't argue." People afflicted are often shunned by most of their acquaintances.

SAM: The sky is always green.

Person 1: No it's not.

SAM: You know I'm right, don't argue.

Person 1: You have Samitis.

Samitis by Ben4545 August 14, 2006

Samitis 

The terrible condition of believing that one is completely infallible. A major symptom is negating arguments by repeating the phrase "You know I'm right, don't argue." People afflicted are often shunned by most of their acquaintances.

SAM: The sky is always green.

Person 1: No it's not.

SAM: You know I'm right, don't argue.

Person 1: You have Samitis.

Samitis by Ben4545 September 13, 2008

Samitis 

A disease, whose symptoms involve breaking things or hurting ones self /others, by means of being over excited, over zealous, or clumsy

Don't let him on the trampoline, he's got Samitis, he'll have someone's eye out!

Samitis by SHJ February 15, 2008

Samitis 

The condition in which a person finds themselves thinking about, missing, or daydreaming about a person with the names: Sam, Samuel, Samantha, Samson, etc.

She has really been talking about Sam quite often recently. I think she has a case of Samitis.

Samitis by daydreamer1975 September 25, 2017

Savitis A 

Savitis A is used when you want to say something, that is of no relevance to any conversion going on or of any importance, and forget what you want to say immediately before opening your mouth. Most commonly used for unnecessary comments or tips that nobody wants to know.

Person A: did you see that man?
Person B: nope why
Person A: he looked so sus
Person C: ... i just forgot what I wanted to say
Person A: hah Savitis A

Savitis A by taewithkookie April 14, 2022

Samatise

A small YouTuber who plays Bee Swarm SImulator.

"Tensura is mid."
- Samatise

Samatise by ganyumalawi2 September 13, 2022