smartfishing

noun: A person who projects intelligence which they do not possess.

Turns out Larry was smartfishing, we discovered this when he spoke at length about how Canada was his favourite US state.

by gene27 December 25, 2021

Startishing

The act of starting something that you are planning on finishing... or maybe not planning on finishing!

The teased man asked the flirty girl if she was startishing.

by Repete456 December 28, 2009

Scatfishing

When you create a fake profile to deliberately catfish a piece of shit

After being ghosted by Ray after they spent a weekend together Danielle made a fake profile based on all of Ray's favourite things to scatfish him. "Ray is a piece of shit and deserved the scatfishing "

by Fozzie's Bear May 7, 2021

Starfishing

When an individual, who is too fatigued to engage in sexual activity themselves, lay spread out on the bed for their partner.

The term "Starfish" comes from the shape that the individual makes when they spread out.

"She was full starfishing for me last night...I full doodled her good!"

by Fosterb February 10, 2007

Awkward Starfishing

1. When someone says something so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
2. When a situation is so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
Note: Awkward Starfishing may also happen when seeing someone you did not want to see.

Guy #1: You're so attractive.
Guy #2: *Awkward Starfishing*

Girl #1: I hate Girl #2!
Girl #2: *Girl #2 is standing right behind Girl #1*
Girl #1: Awkward Starfishing

*Sees ex, Awkward Starfishing*

by awkawkawkawkawk March 13, 2011

chocolate starfishing

A sex act in which two consenting partners rub their anuses (i.e., ass holes) together in order to create pleasurable friction. Chocolate Starfishing resembles scissoring (i.e., tribadism) in positioning, but this act involves anus-to-anus stimulation. This position requires flexibility and should be tried with caution. It is recommended that both partners receive Hepatitis A vaccination prior to Chocolate Starfishing.

I've got a chapped ass from chocolate starfishing all night.

by Krstofur June 23, 2016

Starfishing

When an individual is too intoxicated or tired to participate in intercourse with their partner they simply lay on their back outstretched to resemble the same shape as a starfish and let their partner do all the work.

dude I was so hammered last night when I got home I just ended up starfishing it with the girlfriend.

by Goochy20 September 22, 2010