V For Vendetta

The words that you shout out before you make your middle and index finger into a V and stick your tongue in and out repeatedly.

"V for Vendetta, Bitch"

by Cockrates May 26, 2008

Cockrates

A sexual philosopher who has great sex slogans and a pretty fucked up mind.

"Don't think with your head, think with your lower head" -Cockrates

by Cockrates May 26, 2008

Samitis

The tendency of a person to kill every funny joke said in the presence of that person. Then they will try to laugh about it and pretend they did it on purpose, but they really didnt.

Known Cures:
1. Putting a bullet in their skull
2. Telling them to shut the FUCK up
3. Killing yourself so you dont have to hear their pathetic attempts at being funny

"what did u do last night?"-person
"your mom! hahahahaa"-person afflicted with Samitis

by Cockrates May 26, 2008