Shitfish

Smells like fish and shit usually from not bathing or not wiping your ass after you use the bathroom

OMG she didn't wipe her ass she's such as shitfish

by Crane_man February 20, 2016

Shitfish

Those who watch Buzzfeed Unsolved a show hosted by Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej typically fall into one of two groups each named after one of the hosts. Those groups being Boogaras, the believers, or Shaniacs the non-believers. If someone fails to fall into one of the two groups or claims to be in both they are labeled as being a Shit Fish.

Person 1: "Oh you watch Buzzfeed Unsolved? Are you a Boogara or a Bhaniac?"

Person 2: "I'm on the line, It's hard to choose"

Person 1: "You is a Shitfish then, bitch."

by It's Me Ya Boi (PB) June 16, 2021

Shitfish

When a big girl with short arms tries to wipe and just smears it from one hole to the other, then the next guy who goes down on her finds that the lake is freshly stocked with brown trout.

I took her home and went down on her and found a whole school of shitfish

by Wygator July 08, 2021

shitfish

Used to describe the fact that the only fish left in the sea are the shit ones.

KD: Why can't I get a boyfriend?
Josh: It's probably because you're a shitfish.

by katie fur furs July 22, 2008

shitfishing

Shitfishing is a word that simply means the irrational attempt to secure some anal intercourse. This can be with a current girlfriend or in pubs and clubs. To be a shitfisher is often a hit and miss experience with some girls revolted by the idea. Certain females are known to warm to the idea (no pun intended) and a good shitfisher, if indeed that is possible, will hone in on these ladies.
A successful shitfisher is often heard to yell "i've got a bite" midway through performing the act he has been longing for through out the night.

Mark: "hey, are we going to the clubs to pick up women yeah"
Juan: "only if you come shitfishing with me"
Mark: "but i only catch obese fish"
Juan: "more to fill your plate with *intolerable wink*"

by have a guess ;) July 23, 2009

Shitfish™

A Shitfish™ is someone who rides coattails. Attempts to gain notoriety off the work of others. A shit fish is the lil fish who swim behind sharks eating their scraps instead of going off and finding their own food. A lazy uninspired person who aspires to benefit from the efforts of others merely by association.

That dude is such a ShitFish™ he starts fights with accomplished people publically just to get attention for his unknown website.

by AvidyaUS June 23, 2011