sailfish

Someone who posts pictures of themselves holding a fish.
Selfie-fish = sailfish
They may also post pictures of fish they caught displayed on their tailgate.

Person 1: Did you see the pic Ted posted on Facebook!
Person 2: You talkin' about the fish pic?
Person 1: Yeah, what a sailfish! LOL
Person 2: You are a dipshit!

by hankyspanky June 3, 2014

Sailfished

A person who has been stabbed in the groin area by an actual Sailfish.

Recently, a 73 year woman from Maryland got Sailfished while fishing off the coast of Florida.

by ninjatodd69 July 25, 2022