sailfish

Someone who posts pictures of themselves holding a fish.
Selfie-fish = sailfish
They may also post pictures of fish they caught displayed on their tailgate.

Person 1: Did you see the pic Ted posted on Facebook!
Person 2: You talkin' about the fish pic?
Person 1: Yeah, what a sailfish! LOL
Person 2: You are a dipshit!

by hankyspanky June 3, 2014

Jerking off Snailfish

Sitting/standing around doing nothing, bored out of your mind and looking for something to do,

- did you go out to the bar last night?

-no!!!, i sat around jerking off snailfish all night!, you bob or ken didnt call me!

by Bam 9 October 18, 2010

salfishermylove

A hot and sexy person's acc, who is legally married to sal fisher and Benny Weir.

Person 1: Did you see salfishermylove's new tiktok video?

Person 2: I did, she's so hot and sexy!

Person 1: did you also hear she's married to sal fisher and Benny Weir?

Person 2 : I did!

by wxnqq June 14, 2021

Sailfished

A person who has been stabbed in the groin area by an actual Sailfish.

Recently, a 73 year woman from Maryland got Sailfished while fishing off the coast of Florida.

by ninjatodd69 July 25, 2022

salfishersspouse

salfishersspouse is a very swaggy person

?: hey! have you seen salfishersspouse yet? they're very sewaggy
me: yeah and now i have a definition cuz i had to do it myself

by i love sal fisher <33 November 16, 2021

salfishher

it means That you use she/ her pronouns and are a fish, and that your name is Sal
It also is A TikToker who is very famous for their.. interesting videos..

Yeah how you doing today Fred the Fish? “Oh no i am actually a SalFishHer”

by GayPornGuy December 10, 2021