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salfishermylove 

A hot and sexy person's acc, who is legally married to sal fisher and Benny Weir.
Person 1: Did you see salfishermylove's new tiktok video?

Person 2: I did, she's so hot and sexy!

Person 1: did you also hear she's married to sal fisher and Benny Weir?

Person 2 : I did!
salfishermylove by wxnqq June 14, 2021

salefished 

When a sales person, either over the phone, social media, or in real life poses as if they want to be your friend, and continue this charade over time until they realize or you tell them you are never going to purchase their product or service.
Nate, Remember that Sales Rep from Widgets Inc. kept calling me talking about her family, friends, and stuff she was interested in. She like called me a bunch of time last week. She said she even want to visit here! Well Friday I told her I just couldn't afford Widgets Inc. Services. Now she dropped off the face of the earth, won't even return my phone calls.

Nate: "Dude, you were SaleFished!"
salefished by CastleHeart57 February 12, 2018

sailfish 

Someone who posts pictures of themselves holding a fish.
Selfie-fish = sailfish
They may also post pictures of fish they caught displayed on their tailgate.
Person 1: Did you see the pic Ted posted on Facebook!
Person 2: You talkin' about the fish pic?
Person 1: Yeah, what a sailfish! LOL
Person 2: You are a dipshit!
sailfish by hankyspanky June 3, 2014

salfishersspouse 

salfishersspouse is a very swaggy person
?: hey! have you seen salfishersspouse yet? they're very sewaggy
me: yeah and now i have a definition cuz i had to do it myself
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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