Sailfished 

A person who has been stabbed in the groin area by an actual Sailfish.

Recently, a 73 year woman from Maryland got Sailfished while fishing off the coast of Florida.

Sailfished by ninjatodd69 July 25, 2022

salfishermylove 

A hot and sexy person's acc, who is legally married to sal fisher and Benny Weir.

Person 1: Did you see salfishermylove's new tiktok video?

Person 2: I did, she's so hot and sexy!

Person 1: did you also hear she's married to sal fisher and Benny Weir?

Person 2 : I did!

salfishermylove by wxnqq June 14, 2021

salefished 

When a sales person, either over the phone, social media, or in real life poses as if they want to be your friend, and continue this charade over time until they realize or you tell them you are never going to purchase their product or service.

Nate, Remember that Sales Rep from Widgets Inc. kept calling me talking about her family, friends, and stuff she was interested in. She like called me a bunch of time last week. She said she even want to visit here! Well Friday I told her I just couldn't afford Widgets Inc. Services. Now she dropped off the face of the earth, won't even return my phone calls.

Nate: "Dude, you were SaleFished!"

salefished by CastleHeart57 February 12, 2018

sailfish 

Someone who posts pictures of themselves holding a fish.
Selfie-fish = sailfish
They may also post pictures of fish they caught displayed on their tailgate.

Person 1: Did you see the pic Ted posted on Facebook!
Person 2: You talkin' about the fish pic?
Person 1: Yeah, what a sailfish! LOL
Person 2: You are a dipshit!

sailfish by hankyspanky June 3, 2014

salfishersspouse 

salfishersspouse is a very swaggy person

?: hey! have you seen salfishersspouse yet? they're very sewaggy
me: yeah and now i have a definition cuz i had to do it myself

salfishersspouse by i love sal fisher <33 November 16, 2021