smithish 

the language spoken by a set of smiths in leeds

oh what the feck are you talking about

smithish by david smith April 20, 2004

Smithism 

A quotation that although may be real wasn't worth attributing to the real person?

It's like Platehous once said, "it's not the corn that's on the table that counts, but the shavings left on the blade"

"This isn't time for a Smithism Bob, can you be here by 3pm?"

Smithism by Deakin Smith July 7, 2009

smithisize 

To put a false spin on local job growth when there is, in fact, no such growth in any desirable sector. Smithisizing is necessary to raise morale and keep the few people with money from fleeing.

We need to smithisize these stats. Say we had 400 new jobs in the tourism sector. The public must never know it is really a handfull of raspa carts, some old Mexican women selling tamales door to door, and a fruit stand.

smithisize by The Munro May 9, 2005

Smithism 

Definition 1: When you discriminate against anyone who has the sir name “Smith”. It is seen as a greater offence if the person u are discriminating against is called John Smith.

Definition 2: The belief that John Smith is the name of the Gods and that he is à legend only spoken about in the Levith.

Smithism.

Smithism by Alan SugarTrader November 13, 2019

Jaiden Smithism 

When one says something meaningless, with the intent of sounding wise or wistful

I got high as fuck last night and made a few Jaiden Smithisms

Jaiden Smithism by bisensual_bowser November 1, 2021