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smithish by david smith April 20, 2004
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Smithism
It's like Platehous once said, "it's not the corn that's on the table that counts, but the shavings left on the blade"
"This isn't time for a Smithism Bob, can you be here by 3pm?"
"This isn't time for a Smithism Bob, can you be here by 3pm?"
Smithism by Deakin Smith July 7, 2009
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smithisize
To put a false spin on local job growth when there is, in fact, no such growth in any desirable sector. Smithisizing is necessary to raise morale and keep the few people with money from fleeing.
We need to smithisize these stats. Say we had 400 new jobs in the tourism sector. The public must never know it is really a handfull of raspa carts, some old Mexican women selling tamales door to door, and a fruit stand.
smithisize by The Munro May 9, 2005
Smithism
Definition 1: When you discriminate against anyone who has the sir name “Smith”. It is seen as a greater offence if the person u are discriminating against is called John Smith.
Definition 2: The belief that John Smith is the name of the Gods and that he is à legend only spoken about in the Levith.
Definition 2: The belief that John Smith is the name of the Gods and that he is à legend only spoken about in the Levith.
Smithism.
Smithism by Alan SugarTrader November 13, 2019
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