SNATU is an abbreviation for the phrase 'Systems Normal All Trumped Up' which supplanted SNAFU 'Systems Normal All Fucked Up' when SNAFU was found insufficient to cope with yuge-scale fuckery unleashed by Pres* Drumpf upon the US & the world.

With the electoral college selection & installation of 'Donny Tiny-hands', he showed it was possible to dick things up into a state even more screwed-up than being merely monumentally fucked-up. Thus, SNAFU proved insufficient to describe the situation where a narcissistic sociopath gathered racist nihilists, Russian agents & toadies as his closest advisors, unleashed rampant neopotism in the White House, installed incompetents like Betsy deVos, Dr Ben Carson & Gov Ricky Perry to head agencies they're intent on destroying & unleashed blatant self-dealers like Sec* Tom Price to gut the Dept of HHS & 'ObamaCare'.

Oxford English Dictionary lexicographers said Drumpf simply overwhelmed & broke the abbreviation SNAFU. "The magnitude of the unrelenting shitstorm generated by the Bull Shitter-in-Chief & abetted by his Cavalcade of Toadies created the need for an new abbreviation to capture a state that transcends SNAFU & thus SNATU spontaneously emerged into the lexicon."

Unlike with so many of the fake-facts that he & his minions have spewed upon the civic & political landscape, his supplanting SNAFU with SNATU represents a genuine accomplishment he can to point to as he closes his bigly sad initial 100 days as Preznit of the United States.

Trumpp went SNATU when he super failed by being unable to deliver on yet an another campaign promise like making Mexico pay for his wall, passing ObamaCare repeal, passing his Muslim bans, etc... Sad, so bigly sad. Pathetic. #MAGA

SNATU by Helmut Meinschaftgefülenberger April 26, 2017

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Snaxus

Selling a service/product to someone then charging-back after they received their product/service. (Scammer)

I sold him my Minecraft account and he pulled a Snaxus on me!

Snaxus by Darren SDI January 5, 2021

snazafrascht

Basically means "dumb bitch" but only applies to people who are generally smart.

Albert stop being a Snazafrascht

snazafrascht by NemoHansel May 18, 2017

Sazul

Array of banned anabolic substances/ steroids/gear/ juice.

Dude 1: damn Hemsworth got swole af for the Thor.
Dude 2: He's obviously on the Sazul.

Sazul by GrabbaDelta9 April 19, 2021

sanzu

Swaggy undercover shinobi GNC looking fella that slashed his own bestie out of pure envy because he had fat tits and Sanzu lack those. His hobby is snorting ketamine on the daily.

A: Name one flaw Sanzu has, I'll wait.
B: Flat a-
A: *GUNSHOTS*

sanzu by soraharutora June 16, 2021

snazrat

The Typical Pahrump Slut. She Will Fuck You, Your Brother, Your Cousin. Shit , Even Your Own Father All In The Same Night .

There Was This Bad Ass Chick At The Club Last Night. Her Ass Was Poppin! She Was Definitely A Snazrat . -Steezy.

snazrat by SteeezySchyler May 16, 2014

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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