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An area of definitions on Urban Dictionary with absolutely no purpose except to get on people's nerves by unjustifiably talking about how awesome someone with a certain name is. The existence of names as definitions on this website is nothing but an obnoxious joke.
Person 1: "Look, it says guys with my name are super attractive and get all the ladies. Pretty accurate, huh?"
Person 2: "You're an absolute idiot. Please find a position in society where intelligence is not required."
by absco11 September 19, 2014
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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What seems to be very common on this site. People will put things such as, "Jake: a cute, funny guy who gets all the girls..." and other stuff, despite this being a site to learn about slang.
Why are there so many names on this site?
by NetherBolt2020 March 26, 2017
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A thing people use

Mainly to hype themself up by making a new definition of thier name and usually saying "basically god"
*Looks up any name on this site*

*insert name here*
A LITERAL FUCKING GOD WITH THE BEST FEATURES OF ANY FUCKING HUMAN POSSIBLE YOU WISH YOU HAD THIS FUCKING NAME YOU WEAK LITTLE SHIT
by Xx_M3M3_P0L1C3_xX October 06, 2017
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What your parents gave you when you were born, NOT TO BE USED ON URBAN DICTIONARY TO FLATTER YOURSELF. SERIOUSLY HOW LOW CAN YOU GO???? GOOD LORD, GET OVER YOURSELVES.
YOUR NAME IS NOT A DEFINITION. WTF, WERE YOU THINKING, LIKE YOU'RE 'All THAT" STFU! NAMES ARE NAMES NOT SOME FUCKING DEFINITION ON THE FUCKING INTERNET TO FLATTER YOURSELF.
by WeridGirl101 July 18, 2016
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A very common thing found on Urban Dictionary.

1. 50% of the time their definitions are written by kids who glorify anyone with that name because they like someone with that name.
2. The other 50% of the time their definitions are written by kids who are complaining about someone with that name.
by CTGreen February 27, 2020
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