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Monkey Snausage 

A person that is just gooning around so hard, that the word goon is not enough. So you call them a Monkey Snausage, or Monkey Snausagelet
Bro, that dude has been Monkey Snausageing around for the past 3 hours. He's the biggest goon!
Monkey Snausage by Libby Herr November 19, 2014
A snanus is a term used to represent both the snatch and anus of any given female.
"Oh my, doesn't that snanus stank!"
Snanus by DanielHall August 7, 2009
1: Dude, did you see my new guitar?
2: Yeah man, I heard the action on that thing is snadus.
3: Yeah, its pretty amazing.
Snadus by Rt_Wng_Dwn December 19, 2008

snausage 

Snausages are dog treats.
ie: "Hey Rover, do you want a snausage? Beg for it!"
snausage by devolut April 13, 2004
Derived from sausage, and later snausage, snaus is a word for a penis that is desired by only the classiest and most wanting slampieces.
Those guys in Cope Hall get it in on a regular basis, I'm assuming its because of their charm and their perfect snaus.
snaus by snausmonkey202 April 22, 2011

Strauser snauser 

The art of getting tons of ass
This kid is a strauser snauser
Strauser snauser by Sam Paci April 27, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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