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The sound that comes out of someones mouth when they laugh a little too excitedly and snort at the same time.
Person 1: Did you hear the one about the vacuum cleaner? It sucks!
Person 2: *Snaughs*
Person 1: *Confused/Disgusted/Intrigued look on face*
snaugh by Jonny R December 10, 2005
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When you laugh and sneeze outa nowhere
*achoo* *ahahaha*
Nigga i just Snaughed
Snaugh by DatRealNigga445 December 29, 2019
Related Words
The act of combining a sneeze with a laugh, resulting in an awkward and painful guttural noise.
I just made my girlfriend snaugh by staring at her while she was trying to sneeze.
Snaugh by DeatnKnight May 19, 2009
When you think of something extrimley funny in class but then you try holding back the laughter and it turns into a sneeze.
When David had a funny thought he tried to hold back the laughter only to Snaugh.
Snaugh by Dr Jakubfilmz July 3, 2022

The Man Behind The Slaughter

I dunno what I was thinking
Leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse
And now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
Is this revenge I am seeking
Or seeking someone to avange me
Stuck in my own paradox
I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes
Your little smile, is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my son, I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby
I wish I've been there
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
Friend: "I officially killed six kids. I am the man behind the slaughter"

Slaughterama 

A festival for bikers (as in bicyclers) hosted in Richmond, Virginia by the Cutthroats. Bikers come from all over the east coast to participate in bicycle-related activities such as tall-bike jousting. Slaughterama nornally occurs during the first week of April.

This event is open to the public.
You can't spell Slaughterama without slaughter.
Slaughterama by anonomatopia April 2, 2009

Slaughtomy 

To murder or cause fatal wounding through or directly involving the anus.
The men slaughtomized the prisoner by sticking pvc pipe into his anus while sliding barbed wire into the pipe. Then pulling the pipe out to leave only the wire. Lastly, yanking the wire out to complete the slaughtomy.
Slaughtomy by Bolognamaster November 20, 2010
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