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reformed birther 

When someone who was once known for promoting birther conspiracies suddenly gives up and admits that Obama was born in America.
Donald Trump has now become a reformed birther in order to convince people that he is not a racist but now he is trying to blame the whole birther nonsense on Hillary Clinton.
reformed birther by Just_sayin' September 18, 2016

Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton 

The actual winner for GOTY in Game Awards 2022 and now part of the canon lore to Elden Ring
The kid who was cooking on the stage: "I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton"

reformed whore 

A person who once practiced a bad habit egregiously who now rails hypocritically against other people practicing the same bad habit. Kind of how ex-smokers are the most likely to complain about smoky bars.
Can you believe that the guy who used to get shitfaced every night just called me pathetic because I went out drinking? What a reformed whore!
reformed whore by WCL April 26, 2006

Angel (sometimes referred to as Joel) 

That guy you can always get along with. Angel is caring, funny, intelligent, and damn courageous. Typically averaging from around over six to seven feet tall. He's typically the guy you instantly want to hang out with as soon as you meet him and he'll never let you down or leave you behind. He has great taste in films, music, and even games. Even if you don't typically like that genre you'll like the ones he picks out. He'll get you to do stuff you wouldn't usually do because he's an entertainment achiever. He loves making people have fun and he knows everyone needs a good scare once in a while to get a good laugh. Your most memorable moments of life will be with this guy. He will take some time to himself once in a while to clear his head and chill out from stress, work or even just so much fun he's had with you guys. Joel is full of energy but is really chill and laid back. Just don't cross the line with this guy, if you intimidate him he'll ignore you or put you in your place you but become violent with him or someone else and he'll fuck you up. He also has a skill of every kind whether it be cooking, hunting, musical instruments, C.Q.C., comedy, sex, pretty much anything.
"Dude, that guy's hilarious! Who is he?"
"Don't know but I bet he's a Joel..."

"Awe, thanks man... That boar almost got me. You're a real Angel, you know that."

"Jesus Christ! Amy's pretty happy but I've never seen her so cheerful."
"Yeah, I heard she slept with Joel last night."

"Hey, I'm Bigby."
"Sup, how are you? I'm Angel (sometimes referred to as Joel)."
"Oh, cool. I'm great, thanks for asking!"

party-and-play (often referred to as PnP) 

1. A verb describing when club drugs (methamphetamines, ecstasy, GHB or cocaine) are used in combination with sexual activity. Party-and-play may or may not include the use of Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication to increase longevity of the play.
It's the long weekend and Jennifer and I are going to party-and-play (often referred to as PnP) all weekend. I am just about to head out and pick up some ecstasy and then "oink, oink". Jennifer and I will be in mind-blowing sexual adventure and I think it will have a little country feel to it as I'm going to get a little piggy.

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reformed slut 

one who once practiced promiscuous sex, but has since dedicated her/himself to long-term conservative relationships. In America reformed sluts usually engage in promiscuous sex during the ages of 18-23, since these are also prime years for developing life long interests, reformed sluts will hardly have developed skills for any non-academic interests: cooking, dedication to engaging in sports, general taste in music, cleaning, outdoorsmanship, bilingualism, etc. This is usually referred to as bimboism.

Likewise if one finds the above qualities in a guy/girl, then it is unlikely he/she is a reformed slut.
Gene: ...but I heard Mark's girlfriend can't cook.
Paul: Of course she can't cook she's a reformed slut.
Gene: So all she can go is talk insistantly and give head?
Paul: Exactly.

Greg: Hey I asked my girlfriend how she felt about sex.
Pete: Yeah...?
Greg: She said when she feels she's reached that point in the relationship she considers herself ready.
Pete: She didn't say how people she's been with?
Greg: Uh...no...I really didn't ask...
Pete: Bruh, that's a reformed slut answer, RUN!
reformed slut by Tomati August 1, 2007