birther

an inbred racist redneck who can't accept the idea of a black man in the White House so they make up ridiculous lies about Barack Obama
According to U.S. law there are 2 ways a person can be considered a natural born citizen:

1. Law of the soil
Anyone born on U.S. soil is automatically considered a natural born citizen no matter where their parents were from and even if their parents were in the country illegally.

2. Law of the blood
If a person has at least one parent who is a U.S. citizen they are automatically considered a natural born citizen no matter where they are born.

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John McCain was born in Panama but his parents were U.S. citizens so McCain is a natural born citizen by law of the blood. Barack Obama was born in the state of Hawaii so he is a natural born citizen by law of the soil. Even if Obama had been born in Kenya or some other country as the birther morons have alleged his mother was a U.S. citizen so he would still be a natural born citizen by law of the blood.
by SKY_DOG March 16, 2011
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1) A conspiracy theorist convinced of his/her intellectual superiority and rightness about Obama's birth on another planet, star or galaxy far, far away and long, long ago--or anywhere as long as it's not in the U.S. (e.g., Kenya--or maybe Sirius, as in "Are you?? Really!??").

2) An ignoranus whose religion and entire life purpose just ended April 27, 2011 when the legitimate President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, II, released his legitimate, long-form birth certificate issued in Hawaii--a non-news event ridiculously treated as news by the blithering, lemming media.

3) An inbred cousin of Patrick, the retarded starfish on Spongebob Squarepants who said: "Stupid people are blissfully unaware of just how stupid they really are. (Droooooool)"

4) A stupidiot moron sponging off the Idiocracy formerly known as the United States of America, and focusing attention on something unimportant and already verified, to distract from real problems for real people.
News media: So birthers--what are you gonna do now that Obama's birth certificate is out and verifiable?

Birther 1: Hari kari!!!

Birther 2: Dunno. (drooooool)

Birther 3: Duh...I guess...uh...mmm--hold it, I have to ask my OverLord what's the next thing to worry to death like a rabid pit bull. Goin' ta get my meds now, before I start drooling...Oops--(droooooool)
by Tee$ April 30, 2011
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someone who believes that someone with black skin can't possibly be a real american, and thus cannot legally serve as president.
I'm a proud birther: I think everybody whose skin is darker than mine should be deported... or forced to work in the service industry for other whites like myself.
by thededine September 08, 2009
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Dull witted racist. Most are victims of sexual assault by several of their parents, step-parents and moms boyfriends, but have suppressed the memories.
A: Why does Johnny get in fights at school so often?

B: Who knows?

A: I think he's a Birther.
by Shut Up Morans April 29, 2011
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A person who believes that Barack Obama has controversy and/or fraud surrounding his birth, though all theories have been either rejected or proved false.
The birthers gathered on the steps of the Supreme Court - all 20 of them.
http://hotair.com/archives/2008/12/09/birthers-get-another-lifeline/
by Nina Stratton December 16, 2008
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A redneck born on American soil in a barn delivered by a drunken veterinarian who also performs abortions. Parents are both American citizens who are usually first cousins if not brother and sister.
Birthers fought for their right to marry their cousins.
by billthecat July 28, 2009
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birth-er
noun

A person who derives sexual pleasure from covering him- or herself in fresh placenta while having intercourse with a woman immediately after she has given birth.
Sane person #1: Did you hear that guy on Fox News who kept insisting Obama was born in Kenya?
Sane person #2: Don't listen to him. He's a birther. Those people are into some really sick stuff.
by builtingirl August 04, 2009
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