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A special served at KFC consisting of 2 fat thighs, 2 small breasts, and a left wing.
I ordered the Hillary Clinton for lunch today and now I've got a severe case of the bubble guts!
by Hammbone_ January 30, 2017
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Born on October 26, 1947, Hillary Rodham Clinton took the biggest "L" in history when, against all odds, lost the 2016 United States Presidential Election to Donald J. Trump on November 8th. Despite being an unfathomably corrupt presidential candidate who lies and murders to keep herself rich and out of prison, Hillary Clinton still claims that she lost because of everyone else, especially because of "The Russians". She is clearly sick, not just mentally but also physically as she constantly coughs and requests water so she can continue to lie, which only strengthens the rumors that she does have a disease that is slowly killing her. Many people theorize that she's actually a lizard, which makes sense considering that she's cold-blooded and has skin that is gradually peeling off her body, but in reality she is a spawn of Satan himself. Clear evidence of this is that whenever she's caught in a string of lies, she opens her mouth and lets out a laugh that not only gives people nightmares, but makes people go crazy (aka Liberalism).

Oh, and did I mention she sometimes has random seizures?
Supporters of Hillary Clinton vs Supporters of Donald Trump

Hillary Supporter: Who did you vote for in 2016?
Trump Supporter: Donald J. Trump, and I'm not afraid to admit it.
Hillary Supporter: You voted for that filth? You're racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, misogynistic, etc.
Trump Supporter: Why?
Hillary Supporter: Because you voted for a racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, misogynistic piece of shit.
Trump Supporter: Why is he so bad?
Hillary Supporter: Like I said, because he's a racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, misogynistic piece of shit.
Trump Supporter: But WHY is he "racist", "sexist", "homophobic", "Islamophobic", and "misogynistic"?\
Hillary Supporter: Because he said something that I didn't like and my feelings are hurt easily because I'm sensitive.
Trump Supporter: Haha, fucking snowflake.
Hillary Supporter: BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN? (or) BECAUSE I'M BLACK? (or) BECAUSE I'M WHITE? (etc.)
Trump Supporter: Oh, fuck off.
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Please get serious. If Hitlery thought she'd get my vote for doing it, she'd load AK mags for me while burning incense and money at my Ronald Reagan shrine.
Hillary Clinton sucks, just not cocks. Unless that would get your vote.
by dave sadler March 19, 2007
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A snake. She out here lookin like a crumpled piece of paper, with her wig and fake skin that's peeling off to recall her true alien snake demon thingy.
Hillary Clinton supporters are Death Eaters.
by Donald J. Trump November 07, 2016
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