Slang for a heterosexual female who is constantly around gay men and most of her closest friends are gay males.
Doesn't Joanne know that the odds of finding a boyfriend are pretty much nil if all she does is hang around Tommy and his entourage all the time. She truly is the biggest fag hag that I have ever known. ally bff
by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015
A sarcastic remark said to a person who seems to be acting childish and immature and wallowing in self-pity. Can be said to either a male or female.
Would you stop it, god you're driving me crazy. There's nothing you can do so put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
immature martyr
immature martyr
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
My boyfriend's penis is magnificent. His mushroomhead is bigger than the rest of his penis and it creates this wonderful feeling in me that leads to pure ecstasy.
penis head
penis head
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
A sarcastic phrase that is given to those who take a lot of time to get ready to go somewhere. A dead giveaway of this type of person is the length of time spent in the washroom primping. Makeup for women and manscaping for men, usually is close to or more than an hour. Another dead giveaway is the amount of apparel they try on before choosing one to go with.
Amanda what are you doing? I told you I was going to the mall an hour ago and I'm still sitting here and you've been stuck in the washroom the whole time. Are you off to Hollywood or what? I should have never told her and just left.
primping procrastination
primping procrastination
by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015
A person who doesn't give a fuck. This phrase became catchall in reference to Randall's infamous youtube "The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger'' commentary on the behaviour of the Honey Badger.
I love it when you go all honey badger on me, brings out the dominant part in you and I begin to wonder if I am getting sexually attracted to you.
nonchalance
nonchalance
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
A phrase that is stated when one cannot make a decision on an important matter and the more that one tries to concentrate to figure out the answer, the more confusing it becomes.
2. When one is caught in a precarious situation.
2. When one is caught in a precarious situation.
With my employer determined to downsize they told me they needed my decision on their early retirement package. I am so stressed that I'm caught between the fart and the shit and I cannot decide.
indecisive stress
indecisive stress
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
The day right after Groundhog Day. With the determination of how many more weeks of winter on February 2nd of each year by the Groundhog, a hilarious internet response began soon after on the premise of the Randall "Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger" you tube sensation.
Every year this day is picking up more steam and in 2015, facebook and other social media began in on the fun. February 3rd is becoming the one day a year where everyone is allowed and encouraged to not to give a fuck.
Every year this day is picking up more steam and in 2015, facebook and other social media began in on the fun. February 3rd is becoming the one day a year where everyone is allowed and encouraged to not to give a fuck.
Every day is National Honey Badger Day for Tommy. That boy never has any care in the world. In fact, I encourage anyone for proof that Tommy has real blood and is actually human like the rest of us.
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015