38 definitions by TheBigCanucklehead

morningwood

Slang for erection.

I've been walking around with morningwood all day. I really need to get laid soon.

erection

by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015

not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree

An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.

airhead dimwittedç

You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

uncut fetish

When one is sexually stimulated by the sight/thought of an uncircumsized penis.

{stimulation uncut

I am beginning to wonder if my uncut fetish is turning into a lifestyle. Lately as soon as I find out a guy is circumsized it turns me right off. And if the guy is average looking and I find out he's uncut, damn he has entered my radar 10 fold. These sexual fetishes are definitely hard to explain.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

bottom

A noun that describes the gay male who is the receptive partner in a gay relationship. Most heterosexuals see him as the female in the relationship.

I saw you flirting with Joe, you're both bottoms...you're barking up the wrong tree.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

felch

A verb describing the sexual act of a male performing oral sex immediately after he creampies into either a vagina or anus with the sole purpose of trying to extract some or all of the ejaculation.

My biggest perversion when it comes to sexual play has to be when my boyfriend felches me and then gives me a deep, french kiss. That is a major turnon for me.

creampie oral

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

Third-Eye Blind

Slang for when a man is pursuing-dating others strictly for the physical aspects and not being consciously aware of the reality of the situation. A man who thinks with the little head and not the big one.

Its Tom & Sarah's one year anniversary tomorrow. Who would've thought they would've lasted that long? Only reasoning that I could possibly have is that Tom is severely third-eye blind.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 12, 2015

strap-on

A sex toy that resembles a belt with an erect dildo (cock) on it. This is a must for lesbian and adventurous heterosexual couples. One partner puts on the strap on and acts like the man and proceeds to have vaginal intercourse (lesbian) and the woman becomes the insertive partner in anal intercourse with her boyfriend.

I love the way Kyle and I are so sexually adventurous. Last night I brought home a strap-on and made him my bitch for the night. I hope he doesn't go bi or gay on me because he enjoyed that just a little too much I think. But then again, bisexuality may be next on our bucket list.

dildo sex toy

by TheBigCanucklehead March 22, 2015