TheBigCanucklehead's definitions

caught between the fart and the shit

A phrase that is stated when one cannot make a decision on an important matter and the more that one tries to concentrate to figure out the answer, the more confusing it becomes.
2. When one is caught in a precarious situation.

With my employer determined to downsize they told me they needed my decision on their early retirement package. I am so stressed that I'm caught between the fart and the shit and I cannot decide.

indecisive stress

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

It's not what you've got, it's how you use it.

One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.

The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.

The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..

fable white lie

by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015

richard

A noun that translates its' namesake, dick.

I have to go somewhere, you have been a total richard all day and I can't take it any longer.

dick asshole

by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015

National Honey Badger Day

The day right after Groundhog Day. With the determination of how many more weeks of winter on February 2nd of each year by the Groundhog, a hilarious internet response began soon after on the premise of the Randall "Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger" you tube sensation.

Every year this day is picking up more steam and in 2015, facebook and other social media began in on the fun. February 3rd is becoming the one day a year where everyone is allowed and encouraged to not to give a fuck.

Every day is National Honey Badger Day for Tommy. That boy never has any care in the world. In fact, I encourage anyone for proof that Tommy has real blood and is actually human like the rest of us.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

commando

When men decide not to wear underwear and are naked underneath the pair of bottom wardrobe they choose to wear. This is also called free-balling and most men who like to go commando are somewhat exhibitionist and most who do like to go freeball are usually well-endowed so that nothing is left to the imagination if you see him jogging, walking, etc. Sometimes, even a hot encounter happens.

Oh my lord Tracy did you see that? I want to go jump his bones right now and take a look at that python. Got to love summer and men going commando.

underweasrless

by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015

not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree

An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.

airhead dimwittedç

You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon.

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".

Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015