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roflosophy 

A statement that is meant to sound philosophical and deep, but is in actuality obvious, ignorant, or it just amounts to nothing.
Guy A: You know, if you really think about it, Darth Vader can be seen as a metaphor for technology corrupting the world and turning all of us into soulless machines.

Guy B: How long did it take you to come up with that theory?

Guy A: About 3 hours. I also realized that we all have a Dark Side, and the Force is just love.

Guy B: ROFLosophy!
roflosophy by Bartleby O'Finnigan October 15, 2009
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roflstomp 

When playing a video game, the act of defeating another player so bad, it's down right humiliating. You have no other choice than to rofl at the fact that you stomped his ass.
Dude, did you see that rogue try to gank me while I was eating my sandwich? I trinketed that shit and 2 hit him. Bitch got roflstomped.
roflstomp by Yeg117 July 11, 2009

roflstomp 

The act of destroying/owning something in a video game. It is also very funny.
Dude i just roflstomped that guys face with mortal strike.

ROFLStomped

Steve got roflstomped by a large black man in a clown suit.
ROFLStomped by Colinm August 24, 2006

Rofltoast 

Having your wife's boyfriend feed you warm toast with his cum spread on it after he fucks her.
Did you hear that Devon fed Jordan some rofltoast last week?
Rofltoast by Grotesque Guardian March 16, 2021

ROFLstomp 

To dominate someone to the point of embarrassment and shame, usually in a videogame. Derived from the popular acronym ROFL meaning extreme laughter and Stomp meaning an epic asswhupping.
"Dude, Evan totally just totally ROFLstomped that poor kid at Guitar Hero"

"Did those n00bs really just challenge us? They're in for the ROFLstomping of a liftime!"
ROFLstomp by xHOBOCOREx May 3, 2008