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Roflsberger 

The nickname I made up for Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger.
Roflsberger threw another TD!
When laughing so hard you fall on the ground, roll around, and jizz in your pants thus sogging your pants
Jamie: " I told someone i sogged their mom and they roflsogged, shit got EVERYWHERE"

Boomquisha: " Ive done that before and i can tell you it gets quite messy..."
Roflsog by THEDAMNCOLONAL July 29, 2009

Rofllobster

A Rofling Lobster, or a Lobster made out of Rofl's, or an extremely skilled player, or a term to use when something funny is said.

Invented by a great FPSer that was sick of being called a hacker, he invented it for all great players alike
1.John:Hear about the the tree on the news today
Paul:Rofllobster

2.Jake:ROFL!
Bob:ROFLLOBSTER!
Rofllobster by Razor_Raz September 22, 2008

roflobster 

a lobster that rolls on the floor laughing - best used to a k. nest to it.
Person 1: Look at that guy over there!
Person 2: k.
Person 3: k.ROFLOBSTER
roflobster by roffles December 17, 2004

ROFLgobbing 

The act of recognising a talented and humorous post on a forum or irc, it involves you laughing so hard you involuntarily spit on your keyboard.
Steve's so funny, I was roflgobbing for ages!
ROFLgobbing by David Way September 4, 2008

roflmobile 

A 'pimped out' car that has been modified to many times and is now rofled (the action of rolling on the floor laughing) at wherever it goes.
1:hahaha, did you see that roflmobile escort with the £1000 woofers and home made spoiler?
2: Ya! i ROFLED
roflmobile by richard cox April 24, 2007
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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