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The act of simultaneously laughing and crying.
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Alice: Trump has officially become "Florida man".
Bob: roflsob!
roflsob by Angel Lingus September 29, 2020
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Roflsberger 

The nickname I made up for Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger.
Roflsberger threw another TD!
When laughing so hard you fall on the ground, roll around, and jizz in your pants thus sogging your pants
Jamie: " I told someone i sogged their mom and they roflsogged, shit got EVERYWHERE"

Boomquisha: " Ive done that before and i can tell you it gets quite messy..."
Roflsog by THEDAMNCOLONAL July 29, 2009

Rofllobster

A Rofling Lobster, or a Lobster made out of Rofl's, or an extremely skilled player, or a term to use when something funny is said.

Invented by a great FPSer that was sick of being called a hacker, he invented it for all great players alike
1.John:Hear about the the tree on the news today
Paul:Rofllobster

2.Jake:ROFL!
Bob:ROFLLOBSTER!
Rofllobster by Razor_Raz September 22, 2008

roflobster 

a lobster that rolls on the floor laughing - best used to a k. nest to it.
Person 1: Look at that guy over there!
Person 2: k.
Person 3: k.ROFLOBSTER
roflobster by roffles December 17, 2004

ROFLgobbing 

The act of recognising a talented and humorous post on a forum or irc, it involves you laughing so hard you involuntarily spit on your keyboard.
Steve's so funny, I was roflgobbing for ages!
ROFLgobbing by David Way September 4, 2008

roflmobile 

A 'pimped out' car that has been modified to many times and is now rofled (the action of rolling on the floor laughing) at wherever it goes.
1:hahaha, did you see that roflmobile escort with the £1000 woofers and home made spoiler?
2: Ya! i ROFLED
roflmobile by richard cox April 24, 2007
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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