Roflstomper
Someone who is completely beast at everything in every single way possible, and does it in such a way where people adore him.
Stephen Colbert is indeed, a Roflstomper.
Roflstomper by Mommy St. Opium January 10, 2011
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Roflstomper
A killjoy, someone (esp. a man) who ruins the fun for others by pointing out the inappropriateness of funny comments and situations.
A female displaying such unpleasant qualities is known as a roflstompette
An informal variation of "crusher of laughs".
A female displaying such unpleasant qualities is known as a roflstompette
An informal variation of "crusher of laughs".
Me: Man, why does Juan have to be so politically correct all the time?
You: Yeah he can be a real roflstomper sometimes.
Juan: Guys, it's really rude to make fun of someone using cool words they don't know. Your mothers did a bad job at raising you, unlike mine.
Us: I guess your mother must really be a roflstompette.
You: Yeah he can be a real roflstomper sometimes.
Juan: Guys, it's really rude to make fun of someone using cool words they don't know. Your mothers did a bad job at raising you, unlike mine.
Us: I guess your mother must really be a roflstompette.
Roflstomper by Promoter of lols December 17, 2011
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roflstomp
When playing a video game, the act of defeating another player so bad, it's down right humiliating. You have no other choice than to rofl at the fact that you stomped his ass.
roflstomp
roflstomp by Alec Baldwin rules May 8, 2006
ROFLStomped
ROFLStomped by Colinm August 24, 2006
ROFLstomp
To dominate someone to the point of embarrassment and shame, usually in a videogame. Derived from the popular acronym ROFL meaning extreme laughter and Stomp meaning an epic asswhupping.
"Dude, Evan totally just totally ROFLstomped that poor kid at Guitar Hero"
"Did those n00bs really just challenge us? They're in for the ROFLstomping of a liftime!"
"Did those n00bs really just challenge us? They're in for the ROFLstomping of a liftime!"
ROFLstomp by xHOBOCOREx May 3, 2008
Roflstomped
Utter and complete pwnage, refer to pwnage. When you absolutely destroy someone ( mostly in video games) and you feel the need to t bag someone.
ex.1 Dude I was playing an intense game of counter strike and we Roflstomped the other team.
ex.2 See that UFC fight the other night, the contender got roflstomped
ex.2 See that UFC fight the other night, the contender got roflstomped
Roflstomped by Dissentience April 2, 2009
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