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ROFLStomped

Steve got roflstomped by a large black man in a clown suit.
ROFLStomped by Colinm August 24, 2006
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Roflstomped

Utter and complete pwnage, refer to pwnage. When you absolutely destroy someone ( mostly in video games) and you feel the need to t bag someone.
ex.1 Dude I was playing an intense game of counter strike and we Roflstomped the other team.

ex.2 See that UFC fight the other night, the contender got roflstomped

Roflstomped by Dissentience April 2, 2009

roflstomped

ruin guild ROFLSTOMPED desto untill they wanted to quit and reroll order. (server: Dark Crag game: Warhammer Online)
roflstomped by RHUIN June 14, 2009

roflstomped

getting beat so bad in something that its funny
i got in a fight and roflstomped the guy he didnt even have a chance
roflstomped by alzo1 December 7, 2009

roflstomp 

When playing a video game, the act of defeating another player so bad, it's down right humiliating. You have no other choice than to rofl at the fact that you stomped his ass.
Dude, did you see that rogue try to gank me while I was eating my sandwich? I trinketed that shit and 2 hit him. Bitch got roflstomped.
roflstomp by Yeg117 July 11, 2009

roflstomp 

The act of destroying/owning something in a video game. It is also very funny.
Dude i just roflstomped that guys face with mortal strike.

ROFLstomp 

To dominate someone to the point of embarrassment and shame, usually in a videogame. Derived from the popular acronym ROFL meaning extreme laughter and Stomp meaning an epic asswhupping.
"Dude, Evan totally just totally ROFLstomped that poor kid at Guitar Hero"

"Did those n00bs really just challenge us? They're in for the ROFLstomping of a liftime!"
ROFLstomp by xHOBOCOREx May 3, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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