Quadratard 

What you call someone who is four times as ignorant and dumb as the average person.

Sally really thought sriracha hot sauce was lubricant, the quadratard.

Quadratard by valgal August 26, 2015

Quarantard 

A person who is unnecessarily afraid during the covid pandemic. Hoarding items and afraid of everything.

Did you see how much TP Giovanna bought? She's such a quarantard.

Quarantard by eyekey March 31, 2020

quadtard 

A rider of a 4 wheeled ATV (Quad) who behaves like an idiot.

A quadtard is a drunken, helmetless quad rider. Normally found riding way too close to vehicles and campsites, spinning tight circles making huge clouds of dust, usually while wearing a wife-beater tanktop and a backwards baseball hat. Often holding a beer while riding, and never more than a few feet from a large cooler full of cheap beer.

quadtard by r johnson January 4, 2008

quadtard 

An operator of a four wheeled Off-Highway Vehicle.
These operators can be recognised by the following traits:

-Only ventures out to the local OHV or track once or twice a year?

-Forgets to bring fuel, water and food for your day of ‘riding’?

-Timeshares the ATC or quad?

-Screams at or chases the rider who won’t relinquish the ATC or quad when his/her time is complete?

-Shares a helmet?

-Argues over the ‘glove’?

-Attempts to ‘roost’ and then look back to see how much dust you’ve managed to kick up?

-Never operates out of eyesight of the campgrounds?

-Drives their mom’s Isuzu pickup with the ATC or quad loaded vertically on its rear tires and seat?

-Uses clothesline instead of tie-downs?

-Drinks alcohol while operating their vehicle.

-Leaves trash behind.

-Ruins trails.

Tom: Hey Fred, you see that picnic table over there?
Fred: Which picnic table?
Tom: The one with the helmet under it...
Fred: Yeah, what about it?
Tom: Some quadtard must have rode off without their helmet again...dumbass quadtards..

quadtard by mreverting September 24, 2007

quadtard 

99% of people riding four wheelers are quadtards. They usually do not wear helmets and have a cigarette dangling from their lips as they try to look cool by doing donuts in the pits. They are known to go the wrong direction on the track and are often intoxicated. Most people with truck nuts (those fake scrotums that hang from the trail hitch) also have four wheelers. Quadtards are also know to do wheelies on the street and run extremely loud and obnoxious exhaust systems.

Did you see that quadtard at the track on sunday? He was doing donuts in the pits and slammed on the brakes on the face of a jump and Dave nearly slammed into the back of him

quadtard by jdeaton October 30, 2007

quarantard 

A person who unquestioningly obeys stay-at-home guidance during the coronavirus hysteria and develops an unnatural fear of spreading or catching germs.

Someone who thinks staying indoors is more healthy than going outside to get physical exercise.

Someone who thinks that NOT visiting their grandparents on Easter demonstrates their love for old people.

Someone who loves to say "we're in this together" but walks the other way when they see other people.

"Did you see that guy jogging on his balcony? What a quarantard!"

"She's such a quarantard she won't even visit her sister's new baby!"

"The line outside Whole Foods was so long because of all the quarantards standing 27 feet apart."

"Trying to get my gym bros to work out at the park, but they're all quarantards."

quarantard by Social Distance Resistance April 13, 2020

quartard 

The French Canadian name for a person that's a mix between a queer (quar) and a retard (tard).

Also they love mayo.

Hey Beersenior, do you see that quartard over there ehhh?

quartard by frenchcanadianho April 22, 2010