quadretard

the most amazing group of 4 people ever. always there for each other, and love each other no matter what. friends for life.

"There go the Quadretards! I wish we were as cool as they are!"

by jessparkit October 13, 2008

quadtard

A rider of a 4 wheeled ATV (Quad) who behaves like an idiot.

A quadtard is a drunken, helmetless quad rider. Normally found riding way too close to vehicles and campsites, spinning tight circles making huge clouds of dust, usually while wearing a wife-beater tanktop and a backwards baseball hat. Often holding a beer while riding, and never more than a few feet from a large cooler full of cheap beer.

by r johnson January 4, 2008

quadtard

An operator of a four wheeled Off-Highway Vehicle.
These operators can be recognised by the following traits:

-Only ventures out to the local OHV or track once or twice a year?

-Forgets to bring fuel, water and food for your day of ‘riding’?

-Timeshares the ATC or quad?

-Screams at or chases the rider who won’t relinquish the ATC or quad when his/her time is complete?

-Shares a helmet?

-Argues over the ‘glove’?

-Attempts to ‘roost’ and then look back to see how much dust you’ve managed to kick up?

-Never operates out of eyesight of the campgrounds?

-Drives their mom’s Isuzu pickup with the ATC or quad loaded vertically on its rear tires and seat?

-Uses clothesline instead of tie-downs?

-Drinks alcohol while operating their vehicle.

-Leaves trash behind.

-Ruins trails.

Tom: Hey Fred, you see that picnic table over there?
Fred: Which picnic table?
Tom: The one with the helmet under it...
Fred: Yeah, what about it?
Tom: Some quadtard must have rode off without their helmet again...dumbass quadtards..

by mreverting September 24, 2007

quadtard

99% of people riding four wheelers are quadtards. They usually do not wear helmets and have a cigarette dangling from their lips as they try to look cool by doing donuts in the pits. They are known to go the wrong direction on the track and are often intoxicated. Most people with truck nuts (those fake scrotums that hang from the trail hitch) also have four wheelers. Quadtards are also know to do wheelies on the street and run extremely loud and obnoxious exhaust systems.

Did you see that quadtard at the track on sunday? He was doing donuts in the pits and slammed on the brakes on the face of a jump and Dave nearly slammed into the back of him

by jdeaton October 30, 2007

quartard

The French Canadian name for a person that's a mix between a queer (quar) and a retard (tard).

Also they love mayo.

Hey Beersenior, do you see that quartard over there ehhh?

by frenchcanadianho April 22, 2010

quasiretard

A person who is knowingly going full retard, but isnt actually a retard medically, because he/she refuses to accept they are wrong, and insists on being right despite the overwhelming evidence proving otherwise.

A: ”I love coca cola, the orange color and orange flavor.”
B:”Thats fanta... look this is coca cola *shows bottle* - usually black in color and tastes like cola”
A: “thats not cocacola, i know what im talking about”
B:” Now youre just being a quasiretard”

by NikOver9000 December 31, 2018

Quadratard

What you call someone who is four times as ignorant and dumb as the average person.

Sally really thought sriracha hot sauce was lubricant, the quadratard.

by valgal August 26, 2015