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pronounced ka'tard.
1.One who is so stupid he is dumber than a retard.
2.A word stonger than retard.
3.-ed, When a situation or something is so stupid or annoying.
1.Man that guy is a total quatard, he has hook-on phonics and connect math.
2.James isn't retarded he a fucking quatard!
3. Our football team lost 41-0 agian that's fucking quatarded.
quatard by king of rock November 3, 2006

quartarone 

A state of being most closely resembled by an attitude exemplifying "Ballz to the Wallz"; also, an entity that is defined by redonkness
I'm gonna have three Soco Limes, finish a case race, and go "Quartarone" tonite
quartarone by Bone Marrow Harrow March 15, 2007

Quaytarded 

When quayvon is being so retarded and thinking he can roast you in the group chat in the middle of class
Quayvon is quaytarded all the time

Quagtard 

Simply put; a quagtard is the combination of a queer, a fag, and a retard. Although very politically incorrect, it has a very precise application. It describes a closet homo, who tends to allow his OCD to rage out of control, all while being queered on a regular basis while simultaneously being one of the dumbest human beings on the planet.
Oh great, it looks like i'm going to be stuck doing all the work again tonight because the Quagtard is on a rumpage!!!
Quagtard by Daddy Edwards February 22, 2009

quadtard 

A rider of a 4 wheeled ATV (Quad) who behaves like an idiot.
A quadtard is a drunken, helmetless quad rider. Normally found riding way too close to vehicles and campsites, spinning tight circles making huge clouds of dust, usually while wearing a wife-beater tanktop and a backwards baseball hat. Often holding a beer while riding, and never more than a few feet from a large cooler full of cheap beer.
quadtard by r johnson January 4, 2008

Quartarola 

A jesus like person that takes no shit from anybody and everybody knows who he is and everybody wants to be him.
Girl: omg its a Quartarola!!! :D
Quartarola by Jiggie smalls January 15, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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