Quarantard
A person who is unnecessarily afraid during the covid pandemic. Hoarding items and afraid of everything.
Quarantard by eyekey March 31, 2020
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quarantard
A person who unquestioningly obeys stay-at-home guidance during the coronavirus hysteria and develops an unnatural fear of spreading or catching germs.
Someone who thinks staying indoors is more healthy than going outside to get physical exercise.
Someone who thinks that NOT visiting their grandparents on Easter demonstrates their love for old people.
Someone who loves to say "we're in this together" but walks the other way when they see other people.
Someone who thinks staying indoors is more healthy than going outside to get physical exercise.
Someone who thinks that NOT visiting their grandparents on Easter demonstrates their love for old people.
Someone who loves to say "we're in this together" but walks the other way when they see other people.
"Did you see that guy jogging on his balcony? What a quarantard!"
"She's such a quarantard she won't even visit her sister's new baby!"
"The line outside Whole Foods was so long because of all the quarantards standing 27 feet apart."
"Trying to get my gym bros to work out at the park, but they're all quarantards."
"She's such a quarantard she won't even visit her sister's new baby!"
"The line outside Whole Foods was so long because of all the quarantards standing 27 feet apart."
"Trying to get my gym bros to work out at the park, but they're all quarantards."
quarantard by Social Distance Resistance April 13, 2020
Related Words
Quarantard • Quarancardio • Quaranturds • quarantainment • quarantinder • Quarantan • Quantard • Quarantang • Quaranteed • Quadratard
Quaranturnt
When you're out of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and snacks so you break out the Coronas and get Quaranturnt.
Quaranturnt by DrDingDong March 29, 2020
Quarantrying
When you try something new during or due to quarantine out of boredom, general curiosity or both. Mostly things that you don't want the public to know/see.
Quarantrying by Very Green April 17, 2020
Quarantan
Quarantan by liluzivertttt May 3, 2020
Quarantail
The ponytail that results from failing to get a haircut before going into self-isolation or quarantine.
"Can't decide whether to buzz it or just embrace the quarantail."
"I'm keeping this quarantail indefinitely in memory of COVID-19."
"I'm keeping this quarantail indefinitely in memory of COVID-19."
Quarantail by Randy Moscato March 25, 2020
Quarantrix
A service of a sexual nature provided by a neighbor during a pandemic for the purpose of paying bills after they run out of options.
Karen is turning Quarantrix door to door in her neighborhood to pay her rent after being on lock down because of the pandemic.
Quarantrix by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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