Quarantard 

A person who is unnecessarily afraid during the covid pandemic. Hoarding items and afraid of everything.

Did you see how much TP Giovanna bought? She's such a quarantard.

Quarantard by eyekey March 31, 2020

quarantard 

A person who unquestioningly obeys stay-at-home guidance during the coronavirus hysteria and develops an unnatural fear of spreading or catching germs.

Someone who thinks staying indoors is more healthy than going outside to get physical exercise.

Someone who thinks that NOT visiting their grandparents on Easter demonstrates their love for old people.

Someone who loves to say "we're in this together" but walks the other way when they see other people.

"Did you see that guy jogging on his balcony? What a quarantard!"

"She's such a quarantard she won't even visit her sister's new baby!"

"The line outside Whole Foods was so long because of all the quarantards standing 27 feet apart."

"Trying to get my gym bros to work out at the park, but they're all quarantards."

quarantard by Social Distance Resistance April 13, 2020

Quaranturnt 

When you're out of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and snacks so you break out the Coronas and get Quaranturnt.

Since the stock market is down, let's get Quaranturnt up!

Quaranturnt by DrDingDong March 29, 2020

Quarantrying

When you try something new during or due to quarantine out of boredom, general curiosity or both. Mostly things that you don't want the public to know/see.

I was quarantrying to grow a moustache but I ended up looking like Borat, Never doing that again.

Quarantrying by Very Green April 17, 2020

Quarantan 

It’s when you basically get a tan from the masks in summer quarantine

Oops, got a quarantan!

Quarantan by liluzivertttt May 3, 2020

Quarantail

The ponytail that results from failing to get a haircut before going into self-isolation or quarantine.

"Can't decide whether to buzz it or just embrace the quarantail."
"I'm keeping this quarantail indefinitely in memory of COVID-19."

Quarantail by Randy Moscato March 25, 2020

Quarantrix

A service of a sexual nature provided by a neighbor during a pandemic for the purpose of paying bills after they run out of options.

Karen is turning Quarantrix door to door in her neighborhood to pay her rent after being on lock down because of the pandemic.

Quarantrix by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020