Quarantard
A person who is unnecessarily afraid during the covid pandemic. Hoarding items and afraid of everything.
Quarantard by eyekey March 31, 2020
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quarantard
A person who unquestioningly obeys stay-at-home guidance during the coronavirus hysteria and develops an unnatural fear of spreading or catching germs.
Someone who thinks staying indoors is more healthy than going outside to get physical exercise.
Someone who thinks that NOT visiting their grandparents on Easter demonstrates their love for old people.
Someone who loves to say "we're in this together" but walks the other way when they see other people.
Someone who thinks staying indoors is more healthy than going outside to get physical exercise.
Someone who thinks that NOT visiting their grandparents on Easter demonstrates their love for old people.
Someone who loves to say "we're in this together" but walks the other way when they see other people.
"Did you see that guy jogging on his balcony? What a quarantard!"
"She's such a quarantard she won't even visit her sister's new baby!"
"The line outside Whole Foods was so long because of all the quarantards standing 27 feet apart."
"Trying to get my gym bros to work out at the park, but they're all quarantards."
"She's such a quarantard she won't even visit her sister's new baby!"
"The line outside Whole Foods was so long because of all the quarantards standing 27 feet apart."
"Trying to get my gym bros to work out at the park, but they're all quarantards."
quarantard by Social Distance Resistance April 13, 2020
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Quaranturnt
When you're out of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and snacks so you break out the Coronas and get Quaranturnt.
Quaranturnt by DrDingDong March 29, 2020
Quarantrying
When you try something new during or due to quarantine out of boredom, general curiosity or both. Mostly things that you don't want the public to know/see.
Quarantrying by Very Green April 17, 2020
Quarantan
Quarantan by liluzivertttt May 3, 2020
Quarantail
The ponytail that results from failing to get a haircut before going into self-isolation or quarantine.
"Can't decide whether to buzz it or just embrace the quarantail."
"I'm keeping this quarantail indefinitely in memory of COVID-19."
"I'm keeping this quarantail indefinitely in memory of COVID-19."
Quarantail by Randy Moscato March 25, 2020
Quarantrix
A service of a sexual nature provided by a neighbor during a pandemic for the purpose of paying bills after they run out of options.
Karen is turning Quarantrix door to door in her neighborhood to pay her rent after being on lock down because of the pandemic.
Quarantrix by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020
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