Pseudowee

When you're in slight distress and go to the bathroom for a wee: not because you actually have to go, but out of comfort. Biological procrastination.

Why does Mike keep on going to the bathroom every 10 minutes?

He's not ill, just having a pseudowee, because he doesn't wanna write his essay due tomorrow

Pseudowee by AndyMind January 7, 2020

pseudoceleb 

A known personality who is only or mostly famous for their work on reality TV, getting pics taken by the paparazzi, putting out sex tapes and/or going on multiple talk shows. Someone who is famous and/or talked about without actually having any talent or actual career other than being and promoting themselves. A person who is famous only for being well known.

Paris Hilton is a prime example of being a pseudoceleb. The housewives on Bravo are pseudocelebs. Snooki and the Jersey Shore cast are all pseudocelebs. Scott Disick is a hanger on Kardashian and lives off being a pseudoceleb by hosting parties at nightclubs. Many has been famous people drift into being pseudocelebs when they get desperate for attention and/or money.

pseudoceleb by angelofdevs May 22, 2013

pseudolesbian 

When a girl pretends to like someone of the same sex. What her reasons for doing so differ from pseudolesbian to pseudolesbian, but main ones include confusion of sexuality or preference, to get the attention of males, and to just be an attention whore.

Nicole is such a pseudolesbian; she's dating Trent but she's all over Lorna.

pseudolesbian by Phoenix Snooze March 16, 2006

pseudodendronecropaedophilia 

Noun - pretending to have sex with dead underage trees. Basically an imaginary form of dendronecropaedophilia, which is a form of necrophilia for those sexually obsessed with young trees...

Cannibalism is no longer a significant problem in the navy. We must now move to stamp out pseudodendronecropaedophilia...

pseudodendronecropaedophilia by Psycholist August 11, 2008

pseudolebrity 

the fleeting notoriety one gains after participating in a reality television show

Because he refuses to gracefully give up his 15 minutes of fame, ______ is now a pseudocelebrity

pseudolebrity by H. Von Der Veen September 1, 2005

Pseudoresume 

A resume presenting your slightly embellished skill set, just like on a real resume. Which typically takes the form of a letter to someone to explain to them why you are so perfect for the job.

Sergey: Larry remember how I sent out all those pseudoresumes when I had that idea about the new way to find anything, in the entire world?
Lawrence: Yeah, what about them?
Sergey: ...I really stuck it in their ass didn't I?

Pseudoresume by RobTheReef May 22, 2010

pseudobeard 

The beard of a young man, generally in his teens. Consists of sporadic hair growth and moderate-to-low fullness. Also seen on terrorists, hipsters and people of generally low character. If seen on a grown man, could be an indicator of more insidious things. Avoid if possible.

Beef Boy's pseudobeard isn't hiding anything!

pseudobeard by KosherKid March 13, 2008