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pseudodendronecropaedophilia 

Noun - pretending to have sex with dead underage trees. Basically an imaginary form of dendronecropaedophilia, which is a form of necrophilia for those sexually obsessed with young trees...
Cannibalism is no longer a significant problem in the navy. We must now move to stamp out pseudodendronecropaedophilia...

pseudodenial 

the phase in a chasm between a male and a female in which the dumpee no longer wants to talk to the dumper because of a strong feeling of denial and in some rare cases resentment
The boy signed off the internet because he no longer wanted to talk to his ex girlfriensd because he was in the pseudodenial phase and attempted suicide.

pseudosleep 

n. What happens when someone shares a bed with you. You may sleep a little here and there, but never for very long. You'll probably need to take a nap the next day.
God, I'm tired... I got a whole lotta pesudosleep last night.
pseudosleep by The Grammar Nazi June 11, 2002

pseudodumped 

Being dumped by someone who didn't have grounds to dump you in the first place. Applies too, but not limited by any of the following scenarios:

1. You were NEVER actually dating to begin with
2. You were only fuck friends
3. It was apparent that the relationship wasn't working out and therefore no actual 'dumping' was necessary
4. You already dumped this person first
1. John to Samantha: I don't like you enough to pursue the relationship. Samantha to John: ummm John, you were never even in the running.

John pseudodumped Samantha.

2. Ron to Anne: This isn't going to work out, it's too early for me to not be thinking about you ALL the time. Anne to Ron: that's ok I was just using you for sex.

Ron pseudodumped Anne.

3. Mark and Laurie normally see eachother 2-3 times a week. They don't see eachother in a while and don't have sex on their last few dates. Neither of them is really attracted to the other anymore. Mark tells Laurie he's calling it quits. Laurie tells him, I stopped returning your calls weeks ago.

Mark pseudodumped Laurie.

4. Jim calls Julie to tell her he doesn't think this is going to work. Yet, Julie told him 2 weeks ago that for her it was over the day he told her he was seeing another woman

Jim pseudodumped Julie.
pseudodumped by NoStringsAttached February 26, 2011

Pseudo Deep Content 

Content that has no substance, is fake or not original but is passed off as “deep” and “real”
Dinner for Few and Are You Lost in The World Like Me are both Pseudo Deep Content
Pseudo Deep Content by ToxicDonut November 12, 2022

Pseudogees 

a person that claims to be fleeing war oppression and danger but is really an economic migrant taing advantage of real refugees circumstances
Most of them Islamic people arriving here are pseudogees ,economic migrants not real refugees
Pseudogees by nissan 370 34z December 21, 2016
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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