Pseudodeep
Pseudodeep by CreeCreeManti December 19, 2016
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pseudodendronecropaedophilia
Noun - pretending to have sex with dead underage trees. Basically an imaginary form of dendronecropaedophilia, which is a form of necrophilia for those sexually obsessed with young trees...
Cannibalism is no longer a significant problem in the navy. We must now move to stamp out pseudodendronecropaedophilia...
pseudodendronecropaedophilia by Psycholist August 11, 2008
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pseudodenial
the phase in a chasm between a male and a female in which the dumpee no longer wants to talk to the dumper because of a strong feeling of denial and in some rare cases resentment
The boy signed off the internet because he no longer wanted to talk to his ex girlfriensd because he was in the pseudodenial phase and attempted suicide.
pseudodenial by Mister Sanchez June 6, 2003
pseudosleep
n. What happens when someone shares a bed with you. You may sleep a little here and there, but never for very long. You'll probably need to take a nap the next day.
pseudosleep by The Grammar Nazi June 11, 2002
pseudodumped
Being dumped by someone who didn't have grounds to dump you in the first place. Applies too, but not limited by any of the following scenarios:
1. You were NEVER actually dating to begin with
2. You were only fuck friends
3. It was apparent that the relationship wasn't working out and therefore no actual 'dumping' was necessary
4. You already dumped this person first
1. You were NEVER actually dating to begin with
2. You were only fuck friends
3. It was apparent that the relationship wasn't working out and therefore no actual 'dumping' was necessary
4. You already dumped this person first
1. John to Samantha: I don't like you enough to pursue the relationship. Samantha to John: ummm John, you were never even in the running.
John pseudodumped Samantha.
2. Ron to Anne: This isn't going to work out, it's too early for me to not be thinking about you ALL the time. Anne to Ron: that's ok I was just using you for sex.
Ron pseudodumped Anne.
3. Mark and Laurie normally see eachother 2-3 times a week. They don't see eachother in a while and don't have sex on their last few dates. Neither of them is really attracted to the other anymore. Mark tells Laurie he's calling it quits. Laurie tells him, I stopped returning your calls weeks ago.
Mark pseudodumped Laurie.
4. Jim calls Julie to tell her he doesn't think this is going to work. Yet, Julie told him 2 weeks ago that for her it was over the day he told her he was seeing another woman
Jim pseudodumped Julie.
John pseudodumped Samantha.
2. Ron to Anne: This isn't going to work out, it's too early for me to not be thinking about you ALL the time. Anne to Ron: that's ok I was just using you for sex.
Ron pseudodumped Anne.
3. Mark and Laurie normally see eachother 2-3 times a week. They don't see eachother in a while and don't have sex on their last few dates. Neither of them is really attracted to the other anymore. Mark tells Laurie he's calling it quits. Laurie tells him, I stopped returning your calls weeks ago.
Mark pseudodumped Laurie.
4. Jim calls Julie to tell her he doesn't think this is going to work. Yet, Julie told him 2 weeks ago that for her it was over the day he told her he was seeing another woman
Jim pseudodumped Julie.
pseudodumped by NoStringsAttached February 26, 2011
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Pseudogees
a person that claims to be fleeing war oppression and danger but is really an economic migrant taing advantage of real refugees circumstances
Pseudogees by nissan 370 34z December 21, 2016