pseudobeard 

The beard of a young man, generally in his teens. Consists of sporadic hair growth and moderate-to-low fullness. Also seen on terrorists, hipsters and people of generally low character. If seen on a grown man, could be an indicator of more insidious things. Avoid if possible.

Beef Boy's pseudobeard isn't hiding anything!

pseudobeard by KosherKid March 13, 2008

pedobeardo

wierd, bearded man having fantasies about small children

'Those kids look nice, but now's not a good time,' thought the pedobeardo...'I think I'll procrasterbate and come back to school later.

pedobeardo by redes12 April 25, 2011

Pedobeard 

Combination of the words "pedophile" and "beard". Pedobeards are usually unkempt as a result of months of careless growth, filthy looking and smell like ass. Those who sport this style of facial hair generally spend their time creeping on others, touching children inappropriately and/or coaxing hapless victims into the back of their molester van.

Harry stroked his mangy pedobeard -- which he had not shaven in months -- after a day's worth of successfully picking up young schoolchildren and stuffing them in the back of his van.

Pedobeard by Seru987 October 20, 2009

pseudoreaderbrarian 

Someone who acquires a lot of books claiming they will read them when in fact, the books just sit on the top shelf of their dirty closet collecting dust.

CE is such a pseudoreaderbrarian.

pseudoreaderbrarian by edniece April 13, 2010

pseudobeaner

A beaner that wasn't born/raised in a beaner country

Yo, that guy's skin is brown. He must be a beaner
Nah, he's a pseudobeaner

pseudobeaner by treecoffee August 26, 2023

pseudoreward 

Enjoying yourself by getting something beside and on the way of your main aim.

Funny African soccer player's successfull tricky movements without any goal is a kind of pseudoreward.

pseudoreward by 未熟者 February 28, 2025