pseudobeard

The beard of a young man, generally in his teens. Consists of sporadic hair growth and moderate-to-low fullness. Also seen on terrorists, hipsters and people of generally low character. If seen on a grown man, could be an indicator of more insidious things. Avoid if possible.
Beef Boy's pseudobeard isn't hiding anything!
by KosherKid March 13, 2008
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