Pseudogees 

a person that claims to be fleeing war oppression and danger but is really an economic migrant taing advantage of real refugees circumstances

Most of them Islamic people arriving here are pseudogees ,economic migrants not real refugees

Pseudogees by nissan 370 34z December 21, 2016

pseudolesbian 

When a girl pretends to like someone of the same sex. What her reasons for doing so differ from pseudolesbian to pseudolesbian, but main ones include confusion of sexuality or preference, to get the attention of males, and to just be an attention whore.

Nicole is such a pseudolesbian; she's dating Trent but she's all over Lorna.

pseudolesbian by Phoenix Snooze March 16, 2006

Pseudoresume 

A resume presenting your slightly embellished skill set, just like on a real resume. Which typically takes the form of a letter to someone to explain to them why you are so perfect for the job.

Sergey: Larry remember how I sent out all those pseudoresumes when I had that idea about the new way to find anything, in the entire world?
Lawrence: Yeah, what about them?
Sergey: ...I really stuck it in their ass didn't I?

Pseudoresume by RobTheReef May 22, 2010

Pseudofreshie 

An upperclassman (usu. sophomore) in high school that exhibits behaviors typical of a freshman, potentially leading an onlooker to believe that he or she is in fact a freshie.

Those stupid pseudofreshies always clog the hallways!

Pseudofreshie by Gooogooooooooool February 4, 2010

Pseudonese 

A term used to describe someone who claims to be part of an ethnic group, but has no full-blooded parents or grandparents of that ethnic group.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know Gary's Chinese?

Dude 2: Nah, he's pseudonese, he's only 1/16th Chinese.

Pseudonese by Actom360 August 16, 2014

pseudocyesis 

1. (pr. soo-dough-sigh-ee-suss) A psychiatric condion whereby the individual believes falsely that they are pregnant. Occurs in both men and women, patients often manifest symptoms of being pregnant.

I just removed a pillow from Mrs. Smith's shirt. I think she is suffering from psuedocyesis.

pseudocyesis by The Troll August 6, 2005

pseudolesbian 

an insult to describe the regular socially standard stuff that women do, such as kissing their friends to show affection or jokingly fondling each others' breasts because they find it funny

girl 1: *fondles her friend's breasts* omg your tits are so much bigger than mineeeeee
girl 2: omfg stop you pseudolesbian lol

guy 1: yo dude i saw your girlfriend kiss another woman, said she was sayin' bye or whatever
guy 2: oh fuck, i'm dumpin' that pseudolesbian, she on that hoe shit

pseudolesbian by cathumper69 March 21, 2021