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Pseudogees 

a person that claims to be fleeing war oppression and danger but is really an economic migrant taing advantage of real refugees circumstances
Most of them Islamic people arriving here are pseudogees ,economic migrants not real refugees
Pseudogees by nissan 370 34z December 21, 2016
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pseudolesbian 

When a girl pretends to like someone of the same sex. What her reasons for doing so differ from pseudolesbian to pseudolesbian, but main ones include confusion of sexuality or preference, to get the attention of males, and to just be an attention whore.
Nicole is such a pseudolesbian; she's dating Trent but she's all over Lorna.
pseudolesbian by Phoenix Snooze March 16, 2006

Pseudoresume 

A resume presenting your slightly embellished skill set, just like on a real resume. Which typically takes the form of a letter to someone to explain to them why you are so perfect for the job.
Sergey: Larry remember how I sent out all those pseudoresumes when I had that idea about the new way to find anything, in the entire world?
Lawrence: Yeah, what about them?
Sergey: ...I really stuck it in their ass didn't I?
Pseudoresume by RobTheReef May 22, 2010

Pseudofreshie 

An upperclassman (usu. sophomore) in high school that exhibits behaviors typical of a freshman, potentially leading an onlooker to believe that he or she is in fact a freshie.
Those stupid pseudofreshies always clog the hallways!
Pseudofreshie by Gooogooooooooool February 4, 2010

Pseudonese 

A term used to describe someone who claims to be part of an ethnic group, but has no full-blooded parents or grandparents of that ethnic group.
Dude 1: Hey, did you know Gary's Chinese?

Dude 2: Nah, he's pseudonese, he's only 1/16th Chinese.
Pseudonese by Actom360 August 16, 2014

pseudocyesis 

1. (pr. soo-dough-sigh-ee-suss) A psychiatric condion whereby the individual believes falsely that they are pregnant. Occurs in both men and women, patients often manifest symptoms of being pregnant.
I just removed a pillow from Mrs. Smith's shirt. I think she is suffering from psuedocyesis.
pseudocyesis by The Troll August 6, 2005

pseudolesbian 

an insult to describe the regular socially standard stuff that women do, such as kissing their friends to show affection or jokingly fondling each others' breasts because they find it funny
girl 1: *fondles her friend's breasts* omg your tits are so much bigger than mineeeeee
girl 2: omfg stop you pseudolesbian lol

guy 1: yo dude i saw your girlfriend kiss another woman, said she was sayin' bye or whatever
guy 2: oh fuck, i'm dumpin' that pseudolesbian, she on that hoe shit
pseudolesbian by cathumper69 March 21, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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