pseudolesbian

When a girl pretends to like someone of the same sex. What her reasons for doing so differ from pseudolesbian to pseudolesbian, but main ones include confusion of sexuality or preference, to get the attention of males, and to just be an attention whore.

Nicole is such a pseudolesbian; she's dating Trent but she's all over Lorna.

pseudolesbian by Phoenix Snooze March 16, 2006

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pseudolesbian

an insult to describe the regular socially standard stuff that women do, such as kissing their friends to show affection or jokingly fondling each others' breasts because they find it funny

girl 1: *fondles her friend's breasts* omg your tits are so much bigger than mineeeeee
girl 2: omfg stop you pseudolesbian lol

guy 1: yo dude i saw your girlfriend kiss another woman, said she was sayin' bye or whatever
guy 2: oh fuck, i'm dumpin' that pseudolesbian, she on that hoe shit

pseudolesbian by cathumper69 March 21, 2021

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pseudo-lesbian

a heterosexual female who pretends to be homosexual for fun (usually with her closest friends)

Christina is such a pseudo-lesbian when she rubs my tits and I love it so much that I nearly orgasim everytime

pseudo-lesbian by Sara Source February 24, 2011

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Pseudo Lesbian

Besides women slapping men is probably the reason why said women can't get anymore men, thus having to divert their attentions to rug munching and wearing dungares and short hair cuts.

If you have done none of the above three things then you have no right to refer to yourself as a 'lesbian'. Henceforth you shall be referred to as a 'Pseudo Lesbian' one who subscribes to the ideology of muff diving but isn't hardcore enough to dive into the dark abyss of the muff.

You are the Mussolini to Rosie O'Donnells' Hitler, the Chairman Mao to Ellen Degeneres' Josef Stalin, hang your head in shame and know that henceforth you shall no longer be welcome in San Francisco or certain parts of New Orleans.

Lindsey Lohan is a Pseudo Lesbian.

Pseudo Lesbian by ipo1107 May 24, 2009

Pseudo-lesbian

A straight girl who pretends to be lesbian or acts lesbian online.

I am a pseudo-lesbian

Pseudo-lesbian by nwf195 May 31, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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