pseudolesbian 

When a girl pretends to like someone of the same sex. What her reasons for doing so differ from pseudolesbian to pseudolesbian, but main ones include confusion of sexuality or preference, to get the attention of males, and to just be an attention whore.

Nicole is such a pseudolesbian; she's dating Trent but she's all over Lorna.

pseudolesbian by Phoenix Snooze March 16, 2006

pseudolesbian 

an insult to describe the regular socially standard stuff that women do, such as kissing their friends to show affection or jokingly fondling each others' breasts because they find it funny

girl 1: *fondles her friend's breasts* omg your tits are so much bigger than mineeeeee
girl 2: omfg stop you pseudolesbian lol

guy 1: yo dude i saw your girlfriend kiss another woman, said she was sayin' bye or whatever
guy 2: oh fuck, i'm dumpin' that pseudolesbian, she on that hoe shit

pseudolesbian by cathumper69 March 21, 2021

pseudo-lesbian 

a heterosexual female who pretends to be homosexual for fun (usually with her closest friends)

Christina is such a pseudo-lesbian when she rubs my tits and I love it so much that I nearly orgasim everytime

pseudo-lesbian by Sara Source February 24, 2011

Pseudo Lesbian 

Besides women slapping men is probably the reason why said women can't get anymore men, thus having to divert their attentions to rug munching and wearing dungares and short hair cuts.

If you have done none of the above three things then you have no right to refer to yourself as a 'lesbian'. Henceforth you shall be referred to as a 'Pseudo Lesbian' one who subscribes to the ideology of muff diving but isn't hardcore enough to dive into the dark abyss of the muff.

You are the Mussolini to Rosie O'Donnells' Hitler, the Chairman Mao to Ellen Degeneres' Josef Stalin, hang your head in shame and know that henceforth you shall no longer be welcome in San Francisco or certain parts of New Orleans.

Lindsey Lohan is a Pseudo Lesbian.

Pseudo Lesbian by ipo1107 May 24, 2009

Pseudo-lesbian 

A straight girl who pretends to be lesbian or acts lesbian online.

I am a pseudo-lesbian

Pseudo-lesbian by nwf195 May 31, 2022