Pseudofed 

The crappy, less-effective decongestants sold over-the-counter that don't require your personal I.D. to enter into the DEA database.

I ran out of Zyrtec-D, but I can't legally buy any until Thursday. Until then, I guess I'll just have to make due with some Pseudofed.

Pseudofed by Mick See February 14, 2012

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pseudofed

She claims she aint fed but she aint said shit what a pseudofed bitch

pseudofed by minehubris November 7, 2022

pseudoceleb 

A known personality who is only or mostly famous for their work on reality TV, getting pics taken by the paparazzi, putting out sex tapes and/or going on multiple talk shows. Someone who is famous and/or talked about without actually having any talent or actual career other than being and promoting themselves. A person who is famous only for being well known.

Paris Hilton is a prime example of being a pseudoceleb. The housewives on Bravo are pseudocelebs. Snooki and the Jersey Shore cast are all pseudocelebs. Scott Disick is a hanger on Kardashian and lives off being a pseudoceleb by hosting parties at nightclubs. Many has been famous people drift into being pseudocelebs when they get desperate for attention and/or money.

pseudoceleb by angelofdevs May 22, 2013

pseudofriend 

An irritating individual that you call a friend but you don't really get on with due to

a) the fact they are a sponger
b) they constantly backstab you and all of your real friends
c) they have an artificial sense of superiority, which comes from them reading one book, making them an instant expert on a subject
d) they only know you when they want something major(ref sponger)
e) they are a transparent manipulator
f) they show unashamed arrogance when displaying their worldy knowledge to others.

Psychologically unbalanced, they struggle to take control of their life, and in the process compensate by controlling other peoples.

Often spotted by these character traits: Narrow minded, open mouthed, short on social skills and tells tall stories.

Phew, my mates invited me to a barbecue! Saves from meeting up with your 'pseudofriends'.

pseudofriend by missadventure November 1, 2006

pseudocidal 

Someone who tries to fake a suicide for attention

"he is so pseudocidal, he didn't even load the gun before fake shooting himself in front of his parents"

pseudocidal by AustinLU March 27, 2009

pseudolesbian 

When a girl pretends to like someone of the same sex. What her reasons for doing so differ from pseudolesbian to pseudolesbian, but main ones include confusion of sexuality or preference, to get the attention of males, and to just be an attention whore.

Nicole is such a pseudolesbian; she's dating Trent but she's all over Lorna.

pseudolesbian by Phoenix Snooze March 16, 2006

Pseudofat 

A false piece of fat, made from synthetic rubber. Surgically added to patients who have lost skin in accidents. Or given to anorexic people recovering. Also used to add fat to people

The young anorexic boy was so skinny the doctor said the only way to keep him Alive was by adding pseudofat.

Pseudofat by Yona hex July 10, 2012