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pseudofed 

pseudofed
She claims she aint fed but she aint said shit what a pseudofed bitch
pseudofed by minehubris November 7, 2022

pseudoceleb 

A known personality who is only or mostly famous for their work on reality TV, getting pics taken by the paparazzi, putting out sex tapes and/or going on multiple talk shows. Someone who is famous and/or talked about without actually having any talent or actual career other than being and promoting themselves. A person who is famous only for being well known.
Paris Hilton is a prime example of being a pseudoceleb. The housewives on Bravo are pseudocelebs. Snooki and the Jersey Shore cast are all pseudocelebs. Scott Disick is a hanger on Kardashian and lives off being a pseudoceleb by hosting parties at nightclubs. Many has been famous people drift into being pseudocelebs when they get desperate for attention and/or money.
pseudoceleb by angelofdevs May 22, 2013

pseudofriend 

An irritating individual that you call a friend but you don't really get on with due to

a) the fact they are a sponger
b) they constantly backstab you and all of your real friends
c) they have an artificial sense of superiority, which comes from them reading one book, making them an instant expert on a subject
d) they only know you when they want something major(ref sponger)
e) they are a transparent manipulator
f) they show unashamed arrogance when displaying their worldy knowledge to others.

Psychologically unbalanced, they struggle to take control of their life, and in the process compensate by controlling other peoples.

Often spotted by these character traits: Narrow minded, open mouthed, short on social skills and tells tall stories.
Phew, my mates invited me to a barbecue! Saves from meeting up with your 'pseudofriends'.
pseudofriend by missadventure November 1, 2006

pseudocidal 

Someone who tries to fake a suicide for attention
"he is so pseudocidal, he didn't even load the gun before fake shooting himself in front of his parents"
pseudocidal by AustinLU March 27, 2009

pseudolesbian 

When a girl pretends to like someone of the same sex. What her reasons for doing so differ from pseudolesbian to pseudolesbian, but main ones include confusion of sexuality or preference, to get the attention of males, and to just be an attention whore.
Nicole is such a pseudolesbian; she's dating Trent but she's all over Lorna.
pseudolesbian by Phoenix Snooze March 16, 2006

Pseudofat 

A false piece of fat, made from synthetic rubber. Surgically added to patients who have lost skin in accidents. Or given to anorexic people recovering. Also used to add fat to people
The young anorexic boy was so skinny the doctor said the only way to keep him Alive was by adding pseudofat.
Pseudofat by Yona hex July 10, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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