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Pornocol

The system in which you operate your porn-watching habits, to better enhance and protect the viewer's experience.
When my roommates are home, I refuse to watch porn in my room. It's just my pornocol I've developed after being caught playing with my General, too many times.
by A_Tunn_40x September 3, 2014
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pornoholic

Someone who watches way too much porn.
When you are watching a really fucked up movie because you've seen it all, and you recognize the horse from another movie.
by Rocco Sifredi April 16, 2003
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pornocopia

"Being a married man, Bob was careful to hide his pornocopia of downloaded naughtiness in a folder marked "Bills", safe from his wife's prying eyes."
by JScottBaird January 11, 2008
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pornocopia

A porno featuring pilgrims. The perfect porno for Thanksgiving Day.
"Charles avoided his family on Thanksgiving and watched a nice pornocopia instead."
by ruthlesspineapple February 3, 2014
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Pornocopia

"Yo can I use your thumb drive to transfer these songs?"
"Yeah, but not that one bro, that's my pornocopia."
by Brodie Bergstein April 12, 2008
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Pornocular Syndrome

When, after having seen enough amateur porn, an individual is able to walk in the street and know what people look like naked even before actually seeing them take off their clothes. This can be either a blessing or a curse, depending of course on who you are looking at.
Dan: Wow! That chick is bomb-dot-com. I wish I could see her naked.
Mac: Been there...seen that
Dan: Really!?!?!?
Mac: No...but i know what she looks like...I've got Pornocular syndrome.
by Dhoch March 9, 2008
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Pornopoly

Same principle as the game of Monopoly, but with much more creative squares. The original concept has been transferred from the front side of Atlantic City to the prostitution-laden backside. Houses are boobs and hotels are penises. Tokens represent various famous porn stars. Particularly adventuresome groups can physically act out the events in the game.
I hate the game Pornopoly... That's the third time I've landed on 'Pay the pimp $75!'

I wish I lived in my Pornopoly game because my Jenna Jameson token just landed on the 'free blow job' spot!
by Jose Noway February 20, 2009
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