pornoculars

Binoculars used for peeping on other people, especially those who might be naked or having sex.

It wasn't birds she was watching with her pornoculars!

by mnamy March 14, 2008

Pornocular Syndrome

When, after having seen enough amateur porn, an individual is able to walk in the street and know what people look like naked even before actually seeing them take off their clothes. This can be either a blessing or a curse, depending of course on who you are looking at.

Dan: Wow! That chick is bomb-dot-com. I wish I could see her naked.
Mac: Been there...seen that
Dan: Really!?!?!?
Mac: No...but i know what she looks like...I've got Pornocular syndrome.

by Dhoch March 9, 2008

Pervoculars

Any type of eyewear that allows you to gawk at scantily clad hot chicks with plausible deniability.

Put your pervoculars on, cougar cameltoe at 12 O'clock.

by Boozeturd July 17, 2016

penoculars

What I call my wife’s eyes when I bust her penisgazing.

She thought she didn’t get caught, but I saw her penoculars a mile away; I could feel the heat from them.

by DuckWest94 September 14, 2019

poonoculars

an optical instrument designed for simultaneous use by both eyes to view a woman's punany from a distance

Hey .. that girl looks hot but she is to far away .. pass me the poonoculars.. oh shit she is hot.

by CrazyNinja13 October 6, 2009

Punoculars

device to zoom in on puns from a faraway distance Comes with launcher to launch various food items at the bad ones.

FOOD NOT INCLUDED

Gisele saw a bad pun with the Punoculars, and used them to shoot it with eggs.

by IscribbleGisele August 1, 2008