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Pornopoly 

Same principle as the game of Monopoly, but with much more creative squares. The original concept has been transferred from the front side of Atlantic City to the prostitution-laden backside. Houses are boobs and hotels are penises. Tokens represent various famous porn stars. Particularly adventuresome groups can physically act out the events in the game.
I hate the game Pornopoly... That's the third time I've landed on 'Pay the pimp $75!'

I wish I lived in my Pornopoly game because my Jenna Jameson token just landed on the 'free blow job' spot!
Pornopoly by Jose Noway February 20, 2009
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pornology 

1) The study of the origin, history and functionality of pornography in society.
2) Trying to give an academic bent to your explanation to your wife as to why all those free 30-second movie clips were all over your computer desktop.
3) Any attempt to justify your $700-a-month porn addiction.
Contary to your narrow, bigoted beliefs, we're not sitting here "talking about porn." We're engaging in a pertinent discussion concerning Jenna Jameson's role in contemporary American pornology, thank you very much!
pornology by Night Comes On March 7, 2004

pornoholic 

Someone who watches way too much porn.
When you are watching a really fucked up movie because you've seen it all, and you recognize the horse from another movie.
pornoholic by Rocco Sifredi April 16, 2003

Poonopoly 

1. Having a monopoly on poon.
2. Getting the majority of bitches to ones self. With these bitches comes the exclusive rights to their poons.
3. Being a player.
1. That guy has a total poonopoly of the bitches in this area!
2. If you keep your pimp hand strong, then you too may someday have a complete poonopoly.
Poonopoly by by Yoge and Spanky February 20, 2008

Pornolympics 

- a new genre of porn
- capturing accidentally or otherwise, erotic pictures of Olympians (Olympic athletes) during the Olympic Games.
Jack: Are you actually into sports or just pornolympics?
Pornolympics by Paga August 7, 2012

Pornology 

The scientific study of porn. Pornology courses are now offered in the more liberal univeristies where you can get a degree in it. It includes the psycological,socological,artistic and literary ect. study of porn.
He's got a degree in pornology.
Pornology by The Fury 13 November 19, 2010

pornoplasm 

Awesome porn ads that will occur in the not-so-distant future, as told by Grant Morrison's "The Invisibles."
King Mob loves the "laptop" pornoplasm ad.
pornoplasm by Blow me hard. January 14, 2008
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Respectfully 

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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