pornocalypse 

The death that all humanity faces when men watch porn and jack off so much that our groinal region becomes insensitive and our balls must migrate to our chin then no person will think ever again from fear of public orgasms from thinking and scratching their chin. This will lead to mankind being dumb as shit forever.

Tommy lost 98% of his brain power after the pornocalypse.

pornocalypse by Newton of Now April 3, 2008

Popocalypse 

When a society at large knows more about pop-culture than their own history.

One of the many signs of the apocalypse.

Friend: Most Americans can't name the last six presidents, but they can tell you the names of the last six American Idol winners.

Me: I know. It's the effing popocalypse.

Popocalypse by canned hiss March 9, 2009

poopocalypse 

A shit storm of catastrophic proportions. Originally coined by The Ratliff Brothers.

If the boss finds out you called in sick and went to the beach all day it'll be the poopocalypse.

If dad finds that bag of pot hidden in your room there's gonna be a poopocalypse.

poopocalypse by DaveNW May 23, 2006

poopocalypse 

An extraordinary event involving a Roomba smearing dog shit all over the house in the middle of the night in an aesthetic manner similar to a Jackson Pollack painting. The term was originally coined by David Pakman Show producer Jason and reiterated by producer Louis on August 18th, 2016.

"The Roomba is a great tool for cleaning your house but, if you have a pet who shits during the night, can lead to a 'Poopocalypse' ."

poopocalypse by Pakman's Man Pack August 18, 2016

Popocalypse 

A speculative model of the end of the world, in which the end of the world is wrought via the dominant culture totally satisfying everyone's desires.

Heroin and Katy Perry; they're just two different paths to the popocalypse.

Popocalypse by The Armageddon Club July 8, 2012

poopocalypse 

n. Catastrophic spillage of feces. Often involves splatters on walls and ceilings during diaper changes and results in liberal swearing, heavy drinking, vows of celibacy etc.

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Go to sleep Delano. Mommy is going to drink wine until she forgets your latest poopocalypse.

poopocalypse by gnostic3 March 7, 2015

Popocalypse 

The pandemonium created when the Pope comes to a city bringing everything in the city to a grinding halt for several days to allow for pilgrims to witness his holiness.

The city of Philadelphia will be inexcusable by rail, bus and auto while the popocalypse occurs.

Popocalypse by ChipF October 11, 2015