Pornocom 

pawrn-noh-kom

-noun
1. The computer you exclusively use for watching pornography.

2. A computer which, due to circumstances, is useful for nothing other than watching porn (likely due to watching too much porn on it in the first place).

"I re-appropriated my laptop as my pornocom. It's slow as hell and can't run anything well anymore. It's good for nothing but porn."

"I watched so much porn on this computer, I can't use it for anything else. It even smells musky now, so I can't even bring it out in public. It's now my new pornocom.

Pornocom by F.lee October 24, 2010

pornocopia 

An abundant collection of quality pornographic material.

"Being a married man, Bob was careful to hide his pornocopia of downloaded naughtiness in a folder marked "Bills", safe from his wife's prying eyes."

pornocopia by JScottBaird January 11, 2008

pornobomb 

A pornobomb (verb: pornobombing), for the uninitiated, is the act of blasting some gnarly cheek clappage on a portable speaker and tossing it flash bang style into an unsuspecting target's bedroom, ideally at a time when having loud pornography playing from one's bedroom would be suboptimal for the target individual.

Bro I pornobombed Warner so bad during his Zoom lecture.

pornobomb by thecharliebarkley March 26, 2021

pornocopia 

A porno featuring pilgrims. The perfect porno for Thanksgiving Day.

"Charles avoided his family on Thanksgiving and watched a nice pornocopia instead."

pornocopia by ruthlesspineapple February 3, 2014

Pornocopia 

A usb drive full of porn

"Yo can I use your thumb drive to transfer these songs?"
"Yeah, but not that one bro, that's my pornocopia."

Pornocopia by Brodie Bergstein April 12, 2008

ponocome 

another word for appreciation

i ponocome you

ponocome by davidzzz1999 July 1, 2017

Porncom 

A Pornographic Sitcom. Ideally filmed in front of a live studio audience which creates a better atmosphere than with canned laughter.

-What's this then?
-NOTHING!
-You don't have to hide the fact you're watching porn, I'm not your girlfriend
-I wasn't watching porn.
-Oh no, that's right, you're typing up a spreadsheet?
-I was watching a porncom actually. It's a cross between porn and a sitcom.

Porncom by Thomas Leone October 12, 2009