pawrn-noh-kom
-noun
1. The computer you exclusively use for watching pornography.
2. A computer which, due to circumstances, is useful for nothing other than watching porn (likely due to watching too much porn on it in the first place).
-noun
1. The computer you exclusively use for watching pornography.
2. A computer which, due to circumstances, is useful for nothing other than watching porn (likely due to watching too much porn on it in the first place).
"I re-appropriated my laptop as my pornocom. It's slow as hell and can't run anything well anymore. It's good for nothing but porn."
"I watched so much porn on this computer, I can't use it for anything else. It even smells musky now, so I can't even bring it out in public. It's now my new pornocom.
"I watched so much porn on this computer, I can't use it for anything else. It even smells musky now, so I can't even bring it out in public. It's now my new pornocom.
by F.lee October 24, 2010
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A pornobomb (verb: pornobombing), for the uninitiated, is the act of blasting some gnarly cheek clappage on a portable speaker and tossing it flash bang style into an unsuspecting target's bedroom, ideally at a time when having loud pornography playing from one's bedroom would be suboptimal for the target individual.
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"Yeah, but not that one bro, that's my pornocopia."
"Yeah, but not that one bro, that's my pornocopia."
by Brodie Bergstein April 12, 2008
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A Pornographic Sitcom. Ideally filmed in front of a live studio audience which creates a better atmosphere than with canned laughter.
-What's this then?
-NOTHING!
-You don't have to hide the fact you're watching porn, I'm not your girlfriend
-I wasn't watching porn.
-Oh no, that's right, you're typing up a spreadsheet?
-I was watching a porncom actually. It's a cross between porn and a sitcom.
-NOTHING!
-You don't have to hide the fact you're watching porn, I'm not your girlfriend
-I wasn't watching porn.
-Oh no, that's right, you're typing up a spreadsheet?
-I was watching a porncom actually. It's a cross between porn and a sitcom.
by Thomas Leone October 12, 2009
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