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Pornocchio 

When your mom walks into to you jacking off and you try to lie about it
Mom: What the fuck are you doing?
Billy: It's a virus! I didn't click on anything!
Mom: Fucking pornocchio
Pornocchio by DickDiver July 11, 2016

Pornoscopy 

Gynecological examination during which the patient becomes aroused and/or experiences orgasm and/or attempts to initiate sexual activity with the examiner.
What was supposed to be a routine yearly exam turned into an all-out pornoscopy. Her doctor waived all charges and recommended she see him more frequently.
Pornoscopy by cyclopath August 22, 2010

pornology 

1) The study of the origin, history and functionality of pornography in society.
2) Trying to give an academic bent to your explanation to your wife as to why all those free 30-second movie clips were all over your computer desktop.
3) Any attempt to justify your $700-a-month porn addiction.
Contary to your narrow, bigoted beliefs, we're not sitting here "talking about porn." We're engaging in a pertinent discussion concerning Jenna Jameson's role in contemporary American pornology, thank you very much!
pornology by Night Comes On March 7, 2004

pornacopia 

An over abundace of porn.
Jerry has a virtual pornacopia under his bed.
pornacopia by Teresa Marovich August 26, 2006

pornicopia 

A vast, localized source of pornography, such as an external 350 gig hard drive of porn rips, or a huge crate of dirty magazines.
"Gentlemen, I believe we have stumbled upon a veritable pornicopia!"
pornicopia by Anonymous March 28, 2004

pornoholic 

Someone who watches way too much porn.
When you are watching a really fucked up movie because you've seen it all, and you recognize the horse from another movie.
pornoholic by Rocco Sifredi April 16, 2003