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A belief in and excessive use of pornography.
Jimmy believes in pornism, and exercises those beliefs daily.
pornism by {MOB}vegetZ February 23, 2005
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A political philosophy and movement that seeks to subvert and/or overthrow all the governments of the world and to replace them with a Government that would has no laws restricting sex whatsoever and that would promote the type of sexual behavior seen in all kinds of porn,promote orgies and have Government sponsored orgies,sponsor the production of porn and promote sex with and among teens of all ages. And generally work to make there citizens horny.

According to pornism what makes life so bad is lack of sex.
The term comes from porn+ism
We support pornism.
Pornism by judge dredd7 November 16, 2012

pornalise 

To turn ordinary everyday objects or conversation into something of a rather horny nature.

Like an innuendo but a bit different.
I say I need to do some photocopying, he thinks Im sitting on the photocopier,

I say I need to do housework, he thinks Im doing it naked and he can watch on video,

"Do you have to pornalise everything I do?"
pornalise by V G September 10, 2007
The philosophy and application of accessing genius abilities previously glimpsed in former lives, to facilitate quantum change. An extremely rare gift found in those who have the innate ability to work beyond time and space.
Josephine accessed her client's core wound through portalism and released the past life contract which had held them bound for eons.
Portalism by Josephine Sorciere March 10, 2023

pornisma 

An exceptional amount of sexual charisma. This may apply to porn stars or regular people, but they better be damn sexy (and funny doesn't hurt either).
While watching a bad porno be saved by the landmark performance of a particular actor, my friend Ted said, "Wow! He has... pornisma!"
pornisma by tbryanm April 1, 2008
1. The state of mind where one has watched so much porn that one forgets watching porn.
2. State of age where one watches porn then forgets, later finding evidence on computer then blaming others.
Juri was asked what all this porn on her computer is, and she said she never looked at porn but was the only one on the computer.
One must assume pornility has set in.
Pornility by Robecar1 October 31, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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