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A person who has lost faith in Love/relationships
"Dude that girl was such a Learned I had no hope of dating her."
Learned by nastycheese07 November 9, 2009

Learned the clarinet at school 

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"
Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.

learned the clarinet at school 

Euphemism for "I give great blow jobs"
John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*

learned the clarinet at school 

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.
"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

Learned to play the clarinet at school 

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

learned the clarinet at school 

also known to be "I give a fantastic blowjob"
John: ...learned the clarinet at school *smiles*
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Slop Grenade

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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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