Pornility

1. The state of mind where one has watched so much porn that one forgets watching porn.
2. State of age where one watches porn then forgets, later finding evidence on computer then blaming others.

Juri was asked what all this porn on her computer is, and she said she never looked at porn but was the only one on the computer.
One must assume pornility has set in.

by Robecar1 October 31, 2013

Penility Factor

(n) 1. The measure of quality of and quantity of attractive women at a given location at a specific time. See also "P-Factor."

1. The Penility Factor at that new night club is highest from 11:00pm through 2:00am.

by Ronniucci June 17, 2010

penility

(n) 1. The progressive loss of higher mental functions, and eventually motor skills, due to overuse of one's love muscle for thinking with.

A highly infectious condition spread by exposure to hot chicks, who are asymptomatic carriers of the disease.

Bob: As I was saying, infection of the lymphatic vessels may cause thickening of the skin and enlargement of underlying tissu... WOAH, BOOBIES!!1! .... Huh?

Bill: Oh noes. Another innocent, struck down in his prime by rampant penility. Where will it ever stop??

by Et tu, Spongebob? July 7, 2011

Pronicity

That act of being so good at a video game, that your actions or skills are close to that of a professional player of that video game.

"Hey dude, that was an amazing clutch!"
"Ya, it's from my general pronicity."

by xLegendarY May 17, 2009

Pornalities

Plural of "Pornality" (see definition).

Pornalities are words or expressions formed by fusing an older saying (usually trite or banal) with a new element to form a new meaning, usually more risque or graphic:

Examples:

With simple juxtaposition: "What can I do for you?" becomes, "What can I do you for?"

Fusion (sometimes called portmanteau) of two words:

TV's Bart Simpson fused CRAP + FANTASTIC and got CRAPTASTIC.

Said the hooker to the john: "It's a business doing pleasure with you."

Said the john: "And I love the fact that you observe all the Pornalities."

by al-in-chgo May 15, 2010

pornability

A number value that represents the probability of you watching porn today.

"Dude, if you go home alone, I bet that your pornability is going to be a hundred percent."

by I might be someone you know December 3, 2013

pornity

when u r in the mood for porn but u cant get any b\c u r a lazy asshole who cant get it up.

dude i am feeling pornity!

by Stephen derio July 3, 2008