Profilism 

An affliction or disorder of the outline or contour of the human face, especially when viewed from the side, that impairs another's judgement of the afflicted's relative attractiveness. Those who suffer from profilism are often attractive when viewed from the front.

(sample dialogue)

Man 1: Did you see that new girl in the office next door?

Man 2: Yeah, she is NOT attractive.

Man 1: No check her our from the front, I'm telling ya - she just suffers from profilism.

Profilism by Tom Beline April 25, 2008

Witty Profiles 

Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.

Obsession will occur.

School work will be put off until every single quote

on the top quotes list is read.

Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends

and family do, and you will pour every single thought into

your quotes.

You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your

quotes in so you don’t forget them.

Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3

Witty Profiler: Dude have you heard of witty profiles?
Person: No?.?
Witty Profiler. o.O!

Witty Profiles by Lovetwolovetwolive December 8, 2010

stylin and profilin 

A main catchphrase used most famously by professional wrestler "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, used to describe his exciting nightlife with beautiful women he meets, and his designer shoes, watches, and suites. How awesome and good he looks and operates.

"whooooo!, The nature boy, stylin and profilin in my 1000 dollar suit from Micheals in Kansas City!!"

stylin and profilin by frizzle freak November 28, 2015

Stylin n' profilin' 

Look good- so fresh and clean

"Man she was stylin' n' profilin'" the admirer look as she walked passed him.

Stylin n' profilin' by Getrich83 December 13, 2003

Profilic Ride 

The hottest vehicle someone owns, and puts it as their profile picture.

Damn u have such a Profilic Ride

Profilic Ride by Max Amillion CHARMANDER September 23, 2010

Spatial Profiling

Airlines continually struggle with the idea of charging overweight passengers extra for their fare - it seems logical but then it is very difficult to implement.

"Spatial Profiling" is when airlines or for that matter any other industry, company, entity, individual discriminates someone on the basis of their weight.

The obese passenger was a victim of "spatial profiling" when she had to buy an extra ticket because of her weight.

Spatial Profiling by IPod Pilgrim January 21, 2010

profilicity 

a mechanism of identity creation which Hans-Georg Moeller and Paul D’Ambrosio in You and Your Profile, have termed profilicity, is closer related to sincerity than authenticity. profilicity is other-directed and reliant on the reactions of an audience. With sincerity, one’s family and community are the audiences that cast judgment on how sincerely, or properly, one plays the pre-determined roles.
Online social media being the audience instead of family and local community causes people to be less authentic and more conforming to online profile expectations. temptation is to do what gets likes, subscribers, and followers.

Authenticity is not other-directed because your mirror is the audience. self-creation is independent of pressure to get likes and subscribers and followers. The more humble self-creation is creating the authentic self. Lead me not into temptation.

sincerity is not as authentic because the audience is others and unknowingly we all wish to conform and be accepted so we adapt to what is expected. Success at being sincere builds EGO and shrinks humility for it comes with the praise of the audience.

RAM Bob: I have registered at 25 online social media sites so far.
Lord Bud: Son your not building an authentic character, you are using profilicity to build 25 identity profiles with 25 different audience expectations. You better just let me be your handler and Booking agent.

profilicity by Spiritual-Master March 8, 2022