Pornade

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3 decades.
30 years.
XXX years.
The time after birth where you’ll achieve your sexual goals including sexual intercourse and pregnancy.

Me: I just gave birth to my baby at age 30.
You: Lucky timing.
Me: Yeah, it’s been a pornade since I was born.

Pornade by gregben September 11, 2023

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pornado

used to describe a seemingly endless stream of pop-up windows appearing on ones computer screen while looking at pornographic websites<p>background: uh.....

I almost got busted by my boss at work for looking at porn. I had to turn off my computer off because I got swept off in a fucking pornado!

pornado by devon April 8, 2004

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pornabe

A person (usually a woman) who is a porn star wannabe, hence pornabe.

Did you see the home video they made ... man, they are such pornabes.

pornabe by XxmarkoxX May 19, 2013

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pornament

any small nick-nak or ornament that has a sexual resemblance.

oh thats a nice pornament you have on your mantle piece

pornament by grammar-chiefs July 2, 2011

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Pornado

A tornado of porn adds that bombards your system after viewing pornography or being lured into an enticing 'Grand Prize Winner' add.

Dude! Yesterday I was on myspace and there was this little window that said I won a car. So I clicked on it and totally got swept into a pornado, and then my mom came in!!

It so blew major chunks...

Pornado by foxiemoxie123 November 3, 2008

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Pornaddict

A person who is very addicted to pornography.

Steve: Every day of the hour I like to watch my porno online, wether it's on my iPhone or game console. I also I like to spend money on CDs and DVDs from the porn store.

Josh: You are such a pornaddict.

Pornaddict by joshwua915 October 11, 2011

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pornament

noun: a pornographic Christmas ornament.

Somehow, Rodney's Christmas tree, decked out in garish purple lights and Mrs. Santa pornaments, failed to convey the solemnity and dignity of this holiest of days.

pornament by Katie Oh! December 7, 2006

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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