pornage

The disbelief and utter sexual frustration when having smart peers in a class.

Ex. Viraj had pornage when he walked into his entrepreneurship class. All the girls were smarter than him.

by virajisicky November 24, 2010

pornage

Eating shrooms with your dealer

We pornaged do hard

by amorsity October 22, 2014

Portage Central High School

Wack high school in the middle of Portage, MI, filled with a variety of people. Preppy kids, emo kids, fat annoying freshman lineman, “so called hypebeasts,” and many more. Very infamous for the bathroom juuling.

“Yo bruh you went to Portage Central High School right?”
“Yea that shit wack”
“True I cant even take a shit without getting smacked in the face with a cloud of mango smoke when I walk in the bathroom”

by Big Daddy Sach December 26, 2018

pornabe

A person (usually a woman) who is a porn star wannabe, hence pornabe.

Did you see the home video they made ... man, they are such pornabes.

by XxmarkoxX May 19, 2013

portage wisconsin

An STD in itself. Trash line the streets and it smells like burnt piss. Everyone there is fat, retarded, and ghetto. Cops are pricks. Probably the root cause of Ebola.

Portage Wisconsin is an STD infested wasteland that makes Salton City look good.

by copperhead May 3, 2017

Pornagraphic Memory

Someone that has the ability to remember exactly how a porn video went so that they can think about it in the future without the use of a computer.

Bob:So my computer crashed down but thanks to my pornagraphic memory i was able to just go in the bathroom and whack off with my imagination.

by Mocoholi August 14, 2010

Portage

Noun : A fancy word that means, "Guess what? You're going to have to fucking carry your boat!"

After we paddle across this lake there's a portage to the river.

by onehandcrabbing January 28, 2012