Pornado

A tornado of porn adds that bombards your system after viewing pornography or being lured into an enticing 'Grand Prize Winner' add.
Dude! Yesterday I was on myspace and there was this little window that said I won a car. So I clicked on it and totally got swept into a pornado, and then my mom came in!!

It so blew major chunks...
by foxiemoxie123 September 22, 2008
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Pornado

Clicking a website link and having pop ups for porn sites start to flow like a storm!
Wow! My computer just got hit with a pornado
by Markhal April 11, 2014
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Pornado

When one searches the internet for porn to the point where a virus is acquired and the said virus then proceeds to spam your computer with popups that are nearly impossible to get rid of.
"Yesterday when I turned my computer on I got hit by a catastrophic pornado"

Or

"That was an F5 pornado!"
by FluffyRR November 20, 2008
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Pornado

When you are searching throw porn and start clicking links and end up falling to something completely random.
Holy Fuck dude. Was looking for mold porn but a pornado got me and I was swept away to dwarves. Wired gap ever.
by Serum76 January 10, 2016
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Pornado

You know what you are going home to do. You open 7 different porn tabs and pre load them. Midgets, lesbians, squirting, gagging, granny, trans and homemade. Prepared to assault yourself.
I fired up an epic pornado last night. My hand hurts and I can't pee properly.
by Wingaz November 07, 2019
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Pornado

The act of being high on methamphetamine and going on a porn spree, usually till the sun comes up.
I just went on a pornado now my dick needs a cast.
by Fishersprice December 29, 2018
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Pornado

the torrent of viruses that completely wrecks your computers
Ex: My mom got swept up into a pornado the other day. Our computer is trashed now!
My mom got swept up into a pornado the other day. Our computer is trashed now!
by Hunnydawg July 12, 2011
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