ornament

a guys "thing" which he puts in the girls hood

"dang girl! his ornament is HUGE!"
"his ornament felt amazing in my hood"

by KateKT January 12, 2006

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a trophy chinese bitch trotted out in public only for show

Sean Kinsella thinks he is cool because he is banging that ornamental with him.

by Nipsey Chunkalot May 13, 2003

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ornamental

An oriental woman, typically beautiful, often considered a trophy or status date.

Often seen in the movies accompanying the rich and famous at ritzy clubs.

"Check out that ornamental with Brad."
"Yeah man, lucky jackass."

by Derriere January 03, 2006

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Ornament

a very fake person who bandwagons to whatever the "popular kids" thinks is cool

Nick is such an ornament, its really annoying

by Fagito 99 December 13, 2004

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Wood Ornament

A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.

Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.

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Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?

by ImperialFleet1 June 22, 2011

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