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porndexter

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A person whose bookish pursuits extend only to pornographic material.
Look at Josh, he's such a poindexter.
No, he's actually a porndexter. It might look like he's reading an encyclopedia but there's actually a copy of Playboy hidden inside.
porndexter by Cuddles McStig December 19, 2008
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porndexter

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Someone who is very much into sex, yet socially inept; someone who only gets laid by prostitutes and mail-order brides
"Yo man who's that creep in the corner starin' at them girls' titties?"
"That's just TJ, bro. Kid's a porndexter."
porndexter by Dick P. McJohnson December 20, 2008
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Porndexter

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Someone that knows so much about the plot or how a porno is made, that it's ridiculous.
John: Dude, last night we watched that Hustler parody, then Bob started rambling on how all the special effects for no reason.

Gary: I know that guy is such a Porndexter.
Porndexter by pingasface July 27, 2011
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Poondexter 

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A derivitive of the word poindexter, a poondexter is a geeky male with no friends, but gets a lot of pussy because he will literally fuck anyone, even Sarah Jessica Parker.
Jared: Dude, I totally fucked my girlfriend this weekend. It was AWESOME!

John: DUDE!!! YOU FUCKED FELICIA?!?

Jared: Ha ha. Jealous much?

John: No! I'm not! I swear to god I thought she was a guy for like, a year! You fuckin manwhore poondexter!
Poondexter by rogerthewhale November 22, 2010
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poindextrous 

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To be able to communicate equally well with both nerds and normal people alike.
John is quite poindextrous because he is the company's tech dude that will drink you under the table while getting all the cute chicks in the bar.
poindextrous by jennifer dietz May 9, 2008
Word of the Day on September 7, 2012
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poindextrous 

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Able to communicate equally well with both geeks and non-technical people.
John has risen quickly through the company ranks because of his poindextrous ability to communicate equally well with both the developer geeks and pointy-haired bosses. But don't call him a nerd. Erkel is a nerd, John is a proud geek.
poindextrous by HotForWoods September 12, 2012
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poindexter 

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one who looks and acts like a nerd but does not posses the super-natural intelligence of a nerd.
"Stop playing Dungeons and Dragons, poindexter."
poindexter by Robbie August 28, 2004
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