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pornament by grammar-chiefs July 2, 2011
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Somehow, Rodney's Christmas tree, decked out in garish purple lights and Mrs. Santa pornaments, failed to convey the solemnity and dignity of this holiest of days.
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pornament
Pornographic Christmas tree ornaments depicting beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions, aka SantaBalls
Oh my god, will you look at that pornament! I always suspected Mrs. Claus had a thing for Rudolph and those elves. Now we really know why Rudolph's nose is always so bright at night!
pornament by Springbreaker December 21, 2006
Pornament
An epic competition between (1) rival porn collections or (2) rival pornography artists; Derived from the words "Porn" and "Tournament".
Specific contests can include (for type 1, porn collections) comparisons of size, deviancy, quality and variety. For type 2 (rival porn stars) contests can include comparisons of size, deviancy, endurance, creativity, flexibility, precision and/or ability to induce a knockout blow.
Specific contests can include (for type 1, porn collections) comparisons of size, deviancy, quality and variety. For type 2 (rival porn stars) contests can include comparisons of size, deviancy, endurance, creativity, flexibility, precision and/or ability to induce a knockout blow.
(1) Ronnie was confident his years of porno collection could beat anyone; therefore he challenged his friends to a pornament.
(2) The rivalry between Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks was so intense it could best be described as a "pornament".
(2) The rivalry between Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks was so intense it could best be described as a "pornament".
pornament
1. pornographic ornament, as previously stated.
2. A tournament that consists of pornographic events. Not as seasonal as the previous definition.
2. A tournament that consists of pornographic events. Not as seasonal as the previous definition.
Guy #1: "He man! You tryin' to watch the big game tonight??"
Guy #2: "Nah... I'm watching the Pornament!!!"
Guy#1: "Ah-hall right!"
Guy #2: "Nah... I'm watching the Pornament!!!"
Guy#1: "Ah-hall right!"
pornament by berthabear27 December 26, 2009
Pornament
A contest between couples to determine who can most accurately duplicate scenes from any arbitrary XXX film. The pornament is usually judged by an unbiased third party.
Dick and Jane's morning yoga class really payed off by enabling them to take first prize in the neighborhood pornament.