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Ross Kent created a pocast for five weeks.
Pocast by mysticmeg5000 June 11, 2022
Words you can keep

procasturbation 

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."
procasturbation by guavanator!!! March 29, 2009

The Popcast 

A podcast by a couple of people who are culture guides. They educate their friends about the things that entertain but do not matter. They specialize in overs and unders, petpocolipses, recapping the Bachelor franchise, and watching ferrets look at Christmas trees. They will be the delight of your life.
I look forward to listening to The Popcast every Wednesday morning. I love it so much I am going to become a Best Friend of the Show.

Power Pizza Podcast 

Power Pizza Podcast is an Italian podcast, hosted by Lorro, Nik and Sio. Lorro is an awesome cook, Nik is a photographer and Sio is a cartoonist. Often called PPP, this podcast is the best thing to listen to when you're sad or anxious, because it'll make you laugh. Nik is famous for saying new words that are half Italian half English, that are all in a dictionary called Powerpizzonario. PPP is known for the wholesome community of fans.
Person 1: have you listened to the new episode of Power Pizza Podcast?
Person 2: not yet! Has Nik said any new words?
Power Pizza Podcast by Kiarix December 7, 2020

Procasterbating

The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)
Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!
Procasterbating by bob mcd June 16, 2007

procasturbate 

to masturbate, so to put doing something off, like cleaning the dishes, or meeting the neighbours.
"For fucks sake Gerald, stop procasturbating and come meet Ada next door."
procasturbate by Biafra J July 26, 2004

procastination

I'll tell the definition you later.
"I'll tell you the example later." is an example of a procastination.
procastination by procastinater December 23, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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