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Podcasters 

Oh? Is that "not smart?" You're still a bitch. So.... There's that...

Hym "You podcasters really are full of yourselves. You just sit there and jerk eachother off on camera in front of your wives. It's like a form of fetish porn for wannabes where you sit there and affirm your apathy to eachother."

Podcaster 1 "You know... We don't care about men's issues."

Podcaster 2 "Oh, yeah, no. I know. I don't... Should we... I don't know... Start doing that..."

Podcaster 1 "What!? No! Nonononononono... No... We can't do that..."

Podcaster 2 "What? Why?"

Podcaster 1 "Um, maybe because if THAT GUY'S issues were fixed he'd be better than me immediately with minimal effort... I'd look like a chump!"

Podcaster 2 "Ooooh... Right... Would I look like a-"

Podcaster 1 "You'd also look like a chump."
Podcaster 2 "Oh... Right, ok. Yeah. No. I don't want to care about men's issues...."

Podcaster 1 "No, it's... It's fine. We don't have to-"

Podcaster 2 "OhthankGod!" 😮 💨

Podcaster 1 "Yeah, no. We're not doing that. Ok. Now whip out that fat-cock so we can jerk eachother off."

Podcaster 2 😩 "Mmm! Fuck yeah! Agree with me..."

Podcaster 1 😩 "Ergh! That's brilliant. I've never thought of it that way."

Podcaster 2 😩 "I'm gonna talk about my kids! I'm gonna talk about my kids all over your filthy podcast."

Podcaster 1 😩"Uuuugh! Tell me about you book!"

Podcaster 2 😖 "I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER SAID!"😫🍆💦...😮 💨...😮 💨...😮 💨

Podcaster 1 😫🍆💦 "UUUGGGGHHH!! MEN ARE WEAK!! Uuuugh!" 😮 💨...😮 💨...

Hym "This ☝️ is what you're like. This is what you podcasters are like."
Podcasters by Hym Iam October 24, 2023

Podcastee 

A person who listens to podcasts.
The podcaster thanked all of the podcastees for listening.
Podcastee by Grant Cosper January 21, 2008

podmaster 

Leader of the pack, the gang, the squad. Usually very tall dude named Ethan, who is feared by little freshman boys and girls. THE POD MASTER.

Might do drugs in the bathroom.
Ethan: What did you call me again, podmaster?
Xavier: POD MASTER

podfaster 

Someone who listens to a large about of podcasts at faster than normal speeds often speeds of 1.2x, 1.5x and sometimes 2x and even 3x.
Podfasters do this to listen to large amount of podcasts during a week compared to the normal average of 5-7 a week
Susan is a podfaster, she listens to her podcasts at speeds of 2x. She does this as she listens to around 150-200 hours of podcasts a week.
podfaster by seeeeellliott September 3, 2021

podmaster 

The tall senior who little, god fearing man that the freshman worship. They must be at least 6’ 5” and are usually a cracker.
Ethan: what did y’all call me?
Little man: The podmaster. Leader of the pack.

Little Man: you’re a senior.
Ethan: how do you know?
Little Man: I can smell it.
Ethan: what else can you smell?
podmaster by Little Man Stan July 11, 2022

podcasterbation 

The act of primarily discussing other podcasts and the podcasting trend on a given podcast. Though podcaterbation is common, it is often frowned upon and can result is decreased listenership.
My ears can't handle all this podcasterbation, I'm going back to FM.
podcasterbation by nuke the whale January 25, 2006
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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